MASTERPIECE #726

George Dunlop Leslie, English

Mother Superior On the Warpath for Whoever Stole Her Ukulele, 1865

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #725

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

Woman Suddenly Regretting Betting Fifty Bucks on the Christians, 1884

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #724

Charles Sprague Pearce, American

Second Little Pig's Personal Assistant Vowing to Quit This Piece of S#%! Job, 1890

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #723

Ferdinand Georg Waldmuller, Austrian

Grandfather's Birthday (Well, Not Really, But It's Better Just To Humor Him), 1849

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #722

Jean-Leon Gerome, French

Shoppers Checking Out the Columbus Day Deals at $lave-Mart, 1866

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #721

Gerard David, Southern Netherlandish

Brother Thaddeus Giving Thanks That Bieber's Brought Bangs Back, 1490

Oil on oak

MASTERPIECE #720

Michiel Sweerts, Flemish

Roommate Being Asked to Cover His Junk, 1661

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #719

James Tissot, French

Trying to Remember Where He Parked the @#!% Ship, 1872

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #718

Matthias Grunewald, German

Scene They Had To Delete From "The Muppets" To Get The PG-13, 1510

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #717

Edward Poynter, English

Father Repelling Son's Attempt to Move Back Home After Graduation, 1869

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #716

Franz Xaver Winterhalter, German

Count Pozzo di Borgo and the Coat He Wears Just to Annoy PETA, 1849

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #715

James Tissot, French

Jesus Taking Off In His Hot-Air Balloon, 1895

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #714

James Tissot, French

Sinners Being Forced to Sit Through "Jack and Jill," 1866

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #713

Auguste Toulmouche, French

Admiring Herman Cain's "Thanks For Not Coming Forward" Bouquet, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #712

Jacques-Louis David, French

Monsieur Lavoisier, Wondering if His Wife's Planning to Just Hover There All Night, 1788

Oil on canvas