MASTERPIECE #719

James Tissot, French

Trying to Remember Where He Parked the @#!% Ship, 1872

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #718

Matthias Grunewald, German

Scene They Had To Delete From "The Muppets" To Get The PG-13, 1510

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #717

Edward Poynter, English

Father Repelling Son's Attempt to Move Back Home After Graduation, 1869

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #716

Franz Xaver Winterhalter, German

Count Pozzo di Borgo and the Coat He Wears Just to Annoy PETA, 1849

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #715

James Tissot, French

Jesus Taking Off In His Hot-Air Balloon, 1895

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #714

James Tissot, French

Sinners Being Forced to Sit Through "Jack and Jill," 1866

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #713

Auguste Toulmouche, French

Admiring Herman Cain's "Thanks For Not Coming Forward" Bouquet, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #712

Jacques-Louis David, French

Monsieur Lavoisier, Wondering if His Wife's Planning to Just Hover There All Night, 1788

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #711

Peter Paul Rubens, Southern Netherlandish

The Artist Staring at His Wife's Rack, 1639

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #710

Leon Bonnat, French

An Excellent Way to Get Diarrhea, 1875

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #709

Angelo Bronzino, Italian

Young Man Wondering Where the F He Put His Bookmark, 1540

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #708

Edouard Manet, French

What That Kid With the Impulse Control Problems Brought for Show and Tell Today, 1861

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #707

Simone Martini, Italian

Prankster Tying St. Martin's Shoelaces Together, 1322

Fresco

MASTERPIECE #706

Jean Auguste Dominque Ingres, French

Police Artist Sketching God's Description of his Mugger, 1801

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #705

John Singleton Copley, American

Mrs. George Watson, Ready if the Painter Tries to Touch Her Boob Again, 1765

Oil on canvas