MASTERPIECE #624

William Holman Hunt, English

Mary's Boyfriend Getting Cock-Blocked By Her Little Lamb, 1851

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #623

Alexandre Cabanel, French

Nymph Shocked by the Language Coming Out of the Debt Ceiling Talks, 1874

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #622

Hans Baldung, German

Mary Playing With Jesus While Joseph Munches On Bark, 1514

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #621

Johann Friedrich Overbeck, German

Allegory of Italy and Germany (Affirming Their Commitment As Life Partners), 1815

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #620

Johann Friedrich Overbeck, German

Jesus Promising Sick Girl He'll Hit a Home Run For Her Today, 1815

Pen with black ink over pencil, watercolor

MASTERPIECE #619

Gaspari Traversi, Italian

Salome Trying to Remember Which Recycling Bin Severed Heads Go Into, 1732

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #618

Abraham Janssens, Flemish

Jesus In A Rush To Go Plant His Tomatoes, 1650

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #617

Andrea Mantegna, Italian

St. Sebastian and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, 1480

Tempera on canvas

MASTERPIECE #616

Albrecht Durer, German

Jesus Wearing the New Pajamas His Mom Gave Him (For the First and Last Time), 1498

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #615

Aert de Gelder, Dutch

Homeowner Politely Suggesting That You Sell Your Girl Scout Cookies Elsewhere, 1675

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #614

Albrecht Durer, German

Portrait Of My Psycho Ex-Girlfriend (Just Trying to Get Attention), 1518

Oil on linden

MASTERPIECE #613

Anthony van Dyck, Flemish

Angelina Jolie in Oscar Turn as Sir Lancelot, 1601

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #612

Antoine Pesne, French

Self-Portrait With Wife and Mistress, 1754

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #611

Albrecht Durer, German

Christopher Columbus Watching Last Night's Powerball Drawing, 1521

Color on oak panel

MASTERPIECE #610

Angelo Bronzino, Italian

Neptune Posing for the Men of Mount Olympus Swimsuit Calendar, 1540

Oil on canvas