Thursday, June 30, 2011

MASTERPIECE #593























Jan van Hemessen, Flemish

Mary Magdalene Realizing It's Probably Time She Got Curtains, 1625

Oil on wood

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

MASTERPIECE #592























Rembrandt van Rijn, Dutch

Little Angels, Big Women -- on the Next "Maury!," 1642

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

MASTERPIECE #591


















Nikolaj Wassiljewitsch Newrew, Russian

He Who Denied It Supplied It, 1867

Oil on canvas

Monday, June 27, 2011

MASTERPIECE #590























Robert Campin, Flemish

Pope Gregory XII Getting Male Strip-o-Gram For His Birthday, 1440

Oil on panel

Sunday, June 26, 2011

MASTERPIECE #589





















Titian, Italian

Adonis Realizing Venus is Starting to Get a Little Clingy, 1553

Oil on canvas

Saturday, June 25, 2011

MASTERPIECE #588























Robert Campin, Flemish

Jesus Getting Spanked For Starting Fire With His Thoughts, 1430

Oil on wood

Friday, June 24, 2011

MASTERPIECE #587























Sir Joshua Reynolds, English

The Bride of Frankenstein On Her Zoloft, 1776

Oil on canvas

Thursday, June 23, 2011

MASTERPIECE #586























Titian, Italian

Man Furious His New Blow-Up Doll Is So Much Smaller Than It Looked Online, 1567

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

MASTERPIECE #584























John Everett Millais, English

Minka Kelly Doing Community Service, 1856

Oil on canvas

Monday, June 20, 2011

MASTERPIECE #583

















Nicolas Poussin, French

Tonight on "Dateline": Shocking Preschool Hazing Rituals, 1634

Oil on canvas

Sunday, June 19, 2011

MASTERPIECE #582























Sir Joshua Reynolds, English

Lady Cockburn, Wondering Where the Hell The Nanny Disappeared To, 1773

Oil on canvas

Saturday, June 18, 2011

MASTERPIECE #581























Simone Martini, Italian

St. Martin About to Get Nailed With the Old Hand in Warm Water Gag, 1322

Fresco

Friday, June 17, 2011

MASTERPIECE #580























Sandro Botticelli, Italian

Open the Tunnel, Here Comes the Choo-Choo, 1495

Tempera on wood

Thursday, June 16, 2011

MASTERPIECE #579



















Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish

Cupid, Giving the Dogs Ideas, 1625

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

MASTERPIECE #578























Simon Vouet, French

Jesus at Nazareth Elks Club Bingo Night, 1615

Oil on canvas