MASTERPIECE #1954

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

"Really, Honey?  You Hear 'Laurel'?  Because I Distinctly Heard 'Yanny,'" 1871

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1937

Hermann Baisch, German

"Howdy, Ma'am.  Did You Call For a Moober?," 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1927

Edmund Leighton, British

"Yes, I Know I Said It Was a Yacht in My Profile, But YOU Said You Liked Surprises.  So Now Who's the Liar?," 1893

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1885

Arthur Hughes, English

"You'd Just Better Hope He Doesn't Try That Revenge Porn Crap.  That's What Happened To Me," 1872

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1881

Franciszek Ejsmond, Polish

When the Acting Jobs Dried Up, Samantha Resorted To Posing For One of Those Creepy Online Corn Sites, 1886

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1875

Frans Wilhelm Odelmark, Swedish

Unfortunately, Greg Had Failed To Leave Himself Enough Time To Shower After Work.  Now He Just Had To Hope His Tinder Date Didn't Notice, 1880

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1840

Gustave Doré, French

"Welcome To the 9th Circle of Hell.  Looks Just Like the 8th Circle, But There's No Vegetarian Dinner Option and the WiFi Sucks," 1861

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1770

Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

Study of a Nude Wondering What Zappos' Return Policy Is, 1843

Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

"Oh, Good.  Looks Like There's An Uber Driver Just 117 Years Away," 1895

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1722

Herbert James Draper, British

"Luckily He's Perfectly Fine, But I Can't Believe Amazon Didn't Send This In Bubble Wrap," 1900

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1721

Carl Oesterley, German

"I Can't Believe All Three of Us Wore Brown and Blue.  Guys, Do Me a Favor and Text Me Before You Get Dressed Tomorrow," 1833

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1720

Robert T. Barrett, American

"Covfefe.  C-O-V-F-I... No, Wait... C-O-V-E-F-... 

I'm Sorry.  Can You Please Use It in an Unintelligible Partial Tweet?," 1949

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1718

Carl Julius Milde, German

Pastor Johann Rautenberg and Family, the Day Their WiFi Went Down, 1833

Watercolor on paper

MASTERPIECE #1694

Juan Antonio Ribera, Spanish

"Wait!  Before You Kill Me, Let Me Just See Who's at the Door.  I'm Expecting Some Stuff From Amazon," 1819

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1689

Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, German

"I Checked with God About the Facebook Thing.  He Says If There's Not an Option for 'Having a Supreme Being's Child By Virgin Birth,' You Should Just Say 'It's Complicated,'" 1818

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1637

Frederic Remington, American

Native American Teenagers Communicating With Friends Via Smokechat, 1905

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1636

Katy Schneider, American

"Hey, Don't Look At Me. Beyoncé Started It," 1995

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1618

emancip8r1863 chillin@ford's w/ my bae mtl 😜
#theaterlife #goyankees #blessed

Paul-Albert Besnard, French

Abraham Lincoln's Last Instagram Post, 1903

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1579

Hermann Bek-Gran, German

Family in Dusseldorf Taking the Mannequin Challenge, 1895

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1573

Hans von Bartels, German

#hotmilkmaidsofinstagram, 1894

Watercolor and gouache with opaque white and border in pencil on thick vellum