MASTERPIECE #1909

Il Moretto da Brescia, Italian

Kelly Thought It Was Tim's Turn To Clean Up the Unicorn's Mess.  Tim Begged To Differ. 1530

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1890

Carl Ludwig Jessen, Danish-German

"Oh, In Case You Were Wondering About the Smell, I Switched Your Wash Bucket With His Lordship's Chamber Pot," 1877

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1879

Emanuel Salomon Friedberg-Mírohorsky, Czech

"Okay, Let's Take a Vote.  All in Favor of Moving the Town Sewage Plant a Little Further Downwind, Say Aye," 1885

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1871

Jan Victors, Dutch

Gabriel's Unfortunate Tendency To Break Wind Upon Takeoff Would Come Back To Haunt Him At Bonus Time, 1649

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1826

Francisco de Goya, Spanish

Yo, Painter Guy! What'd I Just Say? Get Off Your Ass and Clean Up Cookie's Boom-Boom," 1795

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1818

Alfred Provis, British

"Don't Worry, Eddie.  He's Got To Poop Eventually.  And Then You'll Be Able To Get Your Earbuds Back," 1872

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1780

Paul Delaroche, French

When You're Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1717

Michele de Napoli, Italian

"Sir, We've Confiscated All the Enemy's Gold, Their Horses, and Their Weapons, But Unfortunately This Is All They Had in the Way of Toilet Paper.  Can You Hold It Until We Get Back to Rome?," Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1696

François Gérard, French

Family Reacting to God's Epic Fart, 1819

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1687

Henry Herbert La Thangue, English

That Year the Easter Bunny Didn't Come So We Had to Hunt for Goose Droppings, 1901

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1624

Thomas Cooper Gotch, British

"Come On, Now -- We Had a Deal, Trevor.   You Were Allowed To Have a Pet Dragon IF You Took Care of His Litter Box," 1904

Watercolor

MASTERPIECE #1529

Félix-Henri Giacomotti, French

"My Word, Ladies! I Heard That From Down the Hall! Which of You Just Ripped One?," 1886

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1503

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, French

Rookie Veterinarian Attempting to Retrieve His Wristwatch, 1881

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1493

Mansel Lewis, British

Old Woman Bracing Herself for Husband's Jokes About Her 'Stool,' 1879

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1409

Govaert Flinck, Dutch

"Are We Finally About Done Here? Because If Not, I'm Going to Need to Use That Thing From Yesterday's Comic," 1650s

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1405

Gerrit Dou, Dutch

Poor Granny, Found Drinking From the Chamber Pot Again, 1635

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1323

William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish

Napoleon, Pissed That His Crew Keeps Calling Him "Bonerfarte," 1880

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1178

James Tissot, French

Enterprising Street Urchin Making Fart Noises for Tips, 1862

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1168

Lady Laura Theresa Alma-Tadema, English

Children Reading the Sports Section To Their Father in the Bathroom, 1882

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1145

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

Where Will YOU Be When Your Laxative Starts Working?, 1883

Oil on canvas