MASTERPIECE #1780

Paul Delaroche, French

When You're Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1717

Michele de Napoli, Italian

"Sir, We've Confiscated All the Enemy's Gold, Their Horses, and Their Weapons, But Unfortunately This Is All They Had in the Way of Toilet Paper.  Can You Hold It Until We Get Back to Rome?," Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1696

François Gérard, French

Family Reacting to God's Epic Fart, 1819

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1687

Henry Herbert La Thangue, English

That Year the Easter Bunny Didn't Come So We Had to Hunt for Goose Droppings, 1901

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1624

Thomas Cooper Gotch, British

"Come On, Now -- We Had a Deal, Trevor.   You Were Allowed To Have a Pet Dragon IF You Took Care of His Litter Box," 1904

Watercolor

MASTERPIECE #1529

Félix-Henri Giacomotti, French

"My Word, Ladies! I Heard That From Down the Hall! Which of You Just Ripped One?," 1886

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1503

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, French

Rookie Veterinarian Attempting to Retrieve His Wristwatch, 1881

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1493

Mansel Lewis, British

Old Woman Bracing Herself for Husband's Jokes About Her 'Stool,' 1879

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1409

Govaert Flinck, Dutch

"Are We Finally About Done Here? Because If Not, I'm Going to Need to Use That Thing From Yesterday's Comic," 1650s

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1405

Gerrit Dou, Dutch

Poor Granny, Found Drinking From the Chamber Pot Again, 1635

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1323

William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish

Napoleon, Pissed That His Crew Keeps Calling Him "Bonerfarte," 1880

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1178

James Tissot, French

Enterprising Street Urchin Making Fart Noises for Tips, 1862

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1168

Lady Laura Theresa Alma-Tadema, English

Children Reading the Sports Section To Their Father in the Bathroom, 1882

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1145

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

Where Will YOU Be When Your Laxative Starts Working?, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #932

Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

Mother Cutting The Cheese In Front Of Her Son, 1660

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #859

Raphael, Italian

Cardinals Pretending Not To Notice That Pope Leo X Just Ripped One, 1518

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #856

Guercino, Italian

Guy Warning Roommates Not to Go In There For Awhile, 1645

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #798

Bernardo Lopez Piquer, Spanish

Queen Maria Isabel de Braganza at the Exact Moment the Activia Kicked In, 1829

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #755

William Blake, English

Young Isaac Newton Getting Work Done on the Crapper, 1795

Copper engraving with pen and ink and watercolor

MASTERPIECE #743

Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

Mother Discovering "Gift" Lucky Left in the Bassinet, 1661

Oil on canvas