Showing posts with label Nudity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nudity. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1958














René-Henri Ravaut, French

"Okay, I Believe You.  Apparently, You Did NOT Steal My Wallet.  Next!," 1894

Illustration

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1944























Rafael Frederico, Brazilian

Doug Was Confused By His Doctor's Reaction.  Was This NOT How One Dressed For an Eye Exam?, 1893

Oil on canvas

Sunday, April 15, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1932













Ferdinand Max Bredt, German

Weirdest. Job Interview. Ever., 1893

Oil on canvas

Thursday, March 29, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1920













Giovanni Segantini, Italian

And You Thought YOU Were a Light Sleeper, 1891

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1904






















Paul Gauguin, French

Wendy Discovered She Could Save a Fortune on Laundry Detergent By Making Each Day’s Clothing From Scratch, 1880

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 26, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1894























Kuroda Seiki, Japanese

Model:  "Sorry To Bother You, But Should I Remove the Rest of My Dress?"
Artist:  "Huh?  Oh, It's Up To You.  I'm Painting a Landscape." 1890

Watercolor

Thursday, February 22, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1893


















Émile Friant, French

"Relax, Ladies!  He's Not Going To Bite.  Unless He Wants To Pay An Extra 50 Bucks," 1881

Oil on canvas

Saturday, February 3, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1878























Artist Unknown

Sure, Her Office's Super Bowl Bash Wasn't Technically a Costume Party, But Melissa Couldn't Resist, 16th century

Oil on panel

Friday, February 2, 2018

A PRICELESS SUPER BOWL CLASSIC










Franz von Stuck, German/Carlo Cignani, Italian

Nymphs Committing Blatant Pass Interference, ca. 1904/1680

Oil on panel/Oil on canvas

Monday, January 29, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1874























Edouard Quitton, Belgian

"So Were You Ever Planning To Tell Your Mother and Me You Were Stripping?  Or Were You Just Going To Wait Until We Opened This W-2?," 1884

Oil on oak

Thursday, January 18, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1867

















Karl von Blaas, Austrian

"We Swear, Odysseus!  We're Not Trying To Shipwreck You and Your Men.  We Just Need Help Opening a Jar," ca. 1882

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 14, 2018

MASTERPIECE #1863























Hans Heyerdahl, Norwegian

You Had To Give Kristin Credit.  That Was Certainly ONE Way To Make Sure People Paid Attention To Her Wedding Toast, 1882

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 14, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1847













Jules Arsène Garnier, French

"You Know, I'm Going To Go Out On a Limb and Guess That Your Husband DOES Check Your Texts," 1876

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 26, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1833






















Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French

The Three Graces Playing in the Mount Olympus Touch Football League, 1793

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1821























Adolf Reich, Austrian

"...and You Can See What I Did Here With the Shorter Brush Strokes...Um, Mr. Weinstein?...Excuse Me, Mr. Weinstein?...," Before 1963

Oil on panel

Sunday, October 15, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1803























Marc-Charles-Gabriel Gleyre, Swiss

Nanny Wondering What's the Polite Way To Ask Your Boss If She's Familiar With the Concept of a Robe, 1868

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 12, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1802














Marc-Charles-Gabriel Gleyre, Swiss

What Men Think REALLY Goes On At Bachelorette Parties, 1849

Oil on canvas

Thursday, September 14, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1781















Thomas Baines, English

"Honey, Don't You Think You Should Put a Top On?  The Photographer From National Geographic Is Going To Be Here Any Minute," 1848

Oil on canvas

Monday, September 4, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1773






















Charles-Victoire-Frederic Moench, French

"Okay, Okay -- I'll Make You a Duke.  Just Help Me Get Her Back to the Strip Club Before My Wife Comes Home," 1846

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1770























Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

Study of a Nude Wondering What Zappos' Return Policy Is, 1843

Oil on canvas