A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)

Sir Edward Burne-Jones, English

The Five Muses, Plus the Chick Who Was Sleeping on the Bench When They Got There, 1882

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1737

Joseph Karl Stieler, German

The Priceless Look on Keith's Face When Someone Shouted "Bigfoot!," 1839

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1711

John William Waterhouse, British

"Ohhh, I Get It, Odysseus.  You're Into the Whole "50 Shades" Bondage Thing.  We Can Work With That, Right Girls?," 1891

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1706

Eugénie Servières, French

"No Lancelot, I Can Not 'Score You a Couple Condoms.'  But the CVS in South Camelot Is Open 24 Hours," Before 1855

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1698

Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French

Not What Aphrodite Had in Mind When Paris Said He Was Getting Her Something From the Apple Store, 1820

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1684

Johann Christian Reinhart, German

Apollo Slaying the Python (Apparently Unaware You Need a Permit For That), 1817

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1667

Jean-Baptiste Peytavin, French

How Babies Were Delivered Before the Stork, 1808

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1660

Charles Meynier, French

Meditrina, Roman Goddess of Wine, Failing Her Field Sobriety Test, 1800

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1624

Thomas Cooper Gotch, British

"Come On, Now -- We Had a Deal, Trevor.   You Were Allowed To Have a Pet Dragon IF You Took Care of His Litter Box," 1904

Watercolor

MASTERPIECE #1614

Ignacio Pinazo Camarlench, Spanish

Venus at Rest (Between Sets of Crunches), 1902

Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2013)

John William Waterhouse, English

Pandora Choosing an Unfortunate Place to Look for the Remote, 1896

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1601

Arnold Böcklin, Swiss

Fantastic Beasts and How to Repel Their Unwanted Sexual Advances, 1898

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1591

Arnold Böcklin, Swiss

Odysseus Escaping While Cyclops Busy With His CrossFit Workout, 1896

Oil and tempera on panel

MASTERPIECE #1530

Evelyn de Morgan, British

Open Auditions to be the New Starbucks Logo, 1886

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1516

Johannes Gehrts, German

"Oh, They're Just Teasing You, Honey.  You Do NOT Look Like Thor's Older Sister," 1884

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1496

Arnold Böcklin, German

That Creepy Guy Who Shows Up at All of Poseidon's Pool Parties, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1479

Briton Riviere, British

Circe, Goddess of Bacon and Pork Byproducts, 1871

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1447

Arnold Böcklin, Swiss

Medusa on Instagram #NoMakeup, 1878

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #1294

Evelyn de Morgan, English

Venus Realizing This Would've Been the Perfect Time to Wear Her "I'm With Cupid" T-Shirt, 1878

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1189

Guido Reni, Italian

Uh, Not What I Meant When I Said to Give the Baby a Bottle, 1623

Oil on canvas