MASTERPIECE #1545

Artist Unknown

Concerned Supporter Subtly Offering Sniffling Trump a Hanky, 1638

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1541

Platt Powell Ryder, American

Abraham Lincoln After Botox, 1888

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1465

Adalbert Seligmann, Austrian

"So That's How You Do a Butt Implant, Gentlemen.  Trust Me, That's Going to Come in Handy One Day," 1890

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1449

Edgar Degas, French

"Listen, I'm Not a Doctor, But You Might Want to Get That Hand Checked Out," 1878

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1438

Theodore Chasseriau, French

Cleopatra Getting Physical Therapy For Her Tennis Elbow, 1854

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1413

Karel Dujardin, Dutch

Saint Paul Healing the Lame With Jazz Hands, 1663

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1405

Gerrit Dou, Dutch

Poor Granny, Found Drinking From the Chamber Pot Again, 1635

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1384

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

"Will You Be My Valentine?  I Mean, Now That My HPV Has Cleared Up?," 1919

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1379

Heinrich von Angeli, Austrian

Queen Victoria at Halftime, Wishing She'd Laid Off Those Buffalo Chicken Sliders, 1899

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1376

John Pettie, Scottish

"Hmm.  Just Looks Like a Mole to Me, But You Might Want to Get it Checked," 1896

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1346

Edgar Degas, French

Me For About an Hour After Eating a Hot Pocket, 1886

Pastel on cardboard

MASTERPIECE #1316

John Atkinson Grimshaw, British

Suitor With Bad Knees Proposing From Prone Position, 1878

Oil  on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1312

Emile Munier, French

Long Story Short, Now Madison Has Ringworm, 1882

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1260

John Everett Millais, English

Army Doctor Falling for Phony Vicodin Prescription, 1853

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1249

Nicolae Vermont, Romanian

Gypsy Plastic Surgeon Doing Boob Job Consultation, 1910

Oil on cardboard

MASTERPIECE #1220

Henry Herbert La Thangue, English

Old McDonald Had a Sudden Massive Heart Attack, E-I-E-I-O, 1895

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1218

Georgios Jakobides, Greek

Scene From Next Week's "Doogie Howser, D.D.S.," 1892

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1186

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Dr. Sheila Rasmussen, the World's First Female Urologist, 1870

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1164

John Maler Collier, English

Portrait of Woman With Large Intestine, 1930

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1162

Jean-Leon Gerome, French

I Guess Now We Know Who Brought the Athlete's Foot Into the Gym, 1889

Oil on canvas