MASTERPIECE #1911

Abraham Archibald Anderson, American

On This Day in History, 1877: Thomas Edison Listening To Porn, 1890

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1877

Jean Beraud, French

Before They Were Stars: Susan B. Anthony (Center) Twerking For Tips, 1879

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1857

Julius Hübner, German

"Sorry For the Confusion, Folks.  These Are Just My 95 Theses Attacking the Catholic Church.  If You're Looking for the "Fire and Fury" Book, You Might Try Barnes & Noble," 1878

Oil on panel

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2011)

Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French

Legendary Colonial Folk Duo, Patrick Henry & Garfunkel, 1817

Graphite

MASTERPIECE #1846

Eugène Romain Thirion, French

"Joan of Arc, God Has Chosen You To Lead the Armies of France Against the English.  No Offense, But the Truth Is We Needed a Diversity Hire," 1876

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1825

Francois-Andre Vincent, French

Alexander the Great Judging "The Entire Known Western World's Next Top Model," 1789

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1810

Friedrich Ritter von Friedländer-Malheim, Bohemian-Austrian

Bill Clinton, Making Good Use of His New Nursing Degree, 1870

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1798

Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze, German-American

King Henry VIII Pulling a Harvey Weinstein, 1846

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1782

Artist Unknown

Austria's Franz Joseph I After Eight Weeks on Jenny Craig, ca. 1849

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1780

Paul Delaroche, French

When You're Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1761

John Partridge, British

Prince Albert, Sporting His "Royal Family Employee of the Month" Medals, 1840

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1757

Georges Rouget, French (After Jacques-Louis David, French)

"Follow Me.  I Think I See an Arby's Up Here on the Right," 1840

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1755

Günther Gensler, German

Shia LaBeouf in "Lincoln," 1840

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1743

Jean Leon Gerome Ferris, American

"This Is Good, Tom.  But Just To Be Safe, I Think Only Congress Should Have the Power To Declare a Twitter War," 1819

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1703

Eugénie Servières, French

"No Honey, I Can't Watch the Kids.  I've Got 2 Inquisitions, Hernando de Soto's Performance Review, and a Codpiece Fitting," 1822

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1691

Charles de Steuben, French

"Okay, Before We Start Marching, By Show of Hands, Who Needs to Use the Restroom?," 1818

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1688

Nicolas-André Monsiau, French

Alexander the Great Spoiling the Ending of "The Fate of the Furious" for Diogenes, 1818

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1677

Charles Robert Leslie, English

"Don't Feel Bad, Todd.  Aristotle Got Me With the Saran Wrap on the Toilet Seat Too," 1812

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1674

Louis-Philippe Crépin, French

King Louis XIII Leading His Court's Mandatory Sexual Harassment Training, 1814

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1672

Amédée Forestier, Anglo-French

French Politicians Congratulating Each Other on Repealing LouisXIVcare, 1914

Oil on canvas