MASTERPIECE #1629

Frants Henningsen, Danish

"I'm Not Personally Familiar With a Drink Called 'SunnyD,' Sir, But I'd Be Happy To Check With Our Bartender," 1906

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1621

Henri Lebasque, French

Young Girl Reading As Sister Helps Self to Liquor Cabinet, 1904

Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2011)

Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

We're Gonna Go Hit the Bars. You In?, 1663

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1577

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

"I Finally Got the Baby Down for His Morning Nap.  Kamikazes on Me!," 1894

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1574

Albert Anker, Swiss

"Hmm. I Suppose the Fact I've Wet Myself Means I've Had Enough Tea," 1895

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1564

Daniel Sarrabat, French

"Please. Water Into Wine Is Easy. But the 2016 World Series? That's Going on the Resume," 1696

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1533

Ilona Barabas, Hungarian

The Virgin Mary Getting Carded at Nazareth Liquors, 1886

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1463

Aimé Nicolas Morot, French

Matthew McConaughey Needing Some Help Getting Home After the Big Holiday Barbecue, 1880

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1448

Evelyn De Morgan, British

Cupid Asking Venus To Buy Him and His Friends Beer, 1878

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1439

Michael Malm, American

Controversial Deleted Scene From Beyonce's "Lemonade" Video, 2010

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1427

Gabriel Metsu, Dutch

That Baker With the Drinking Problem Modeling Homemade Beer Bong, 1663

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1420

Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

"Come On, You Know the Rules. Whenever Trump Makes an Ass of Himself, You Have to Drink," 1652

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1370

William Holman Hunt, English

Husband Coming Home Too Drunk to Remember the Alarm Code, 1895

Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2010)

Niko Pirosmanashvili, Georgian

Happy Holidays from the Stalin Quintuplets, 1909

Oil on oilcloth

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2009)

Bernhard Rode, German

The Abstinence Society's Christmas Party, 1745

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1322

John Singer Sargent, American

Sisters Acting Like They've Never Seen a Babysitter Shotgun a Beer Before, 1882

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1189

Guido Reni, Italian

Uh, Not What I Meant When I Said to Give the Baby a Bottle, 1623

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1179

William McGregor Paxton, American

You Make the Call:  Seductive or Drunk?, 1926

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1035

Adolphe-Alexandre Dillens, Belgian

Joan Of Arc, Busted For Operating a Catapult Under The Influence, 1847

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #1023

N.C. Wyeth, American

Sir Lancelot Showing Up For Work With a Hangover, 1922

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