MASTERPIECE #1796

Carl Rudolf Huber, Austrian

Later, Jim Would Recall the Stable Hand Shouting Something About Not Making Direct Eye Contact, Just Before Everything Went Black, 1866

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1762

Per Wickenberg, Swedish

Oedipus, Now Wishing He'd Sprung For a Pair of Those Eclipse Glasses, 1833

Oil on canvas mounted on panel

MASTERPIECE #1760

Franz Xaver Winterhalter, German

The Duchess of Leuchtenberg, Pulling Down Her Sleeve To Cover Her Gang Tats, 1840

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1756

Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian

"Wait.  Back Up.  They're Letting WHO Out of Jail?," 1871

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1744

Jozsef Molnar, Hungarian

Moses Now Thinking Maybe He Should've Listened to Siri and Stayed on the Highway, 1850

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1698

Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French

Not What Aphrodite Had in Mind When Paris Said He Was Getting Her Something From the Apple Store, 1820

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1685

Albrecht Adam, German

Pa, Moments Before Getting Nailed With His Second FUI (Farming Under the Influence), 1818

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1667

Jean-Baptiste Peytavin, French

How Babies Were Delivered Before the Stork, 1808

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1660

Charles Meynier, French

Meditrina, Roman Goddess of Wine, Failing Her Field Sobriety Test, 1800

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1649

Oleksandr Murashko, Ukrainian

"Oh No -- I Forgot To Tell Our Cult Leader That I Have To Miss Saturday's Brainwashing For a Wedding," 1909

Oil on canvas

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2011)

Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

We're Gonna Go Hit the Bars. You In?, 1663

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1584

Oscar Pereira da Silva, Brazilian

Olivia, About to Find Out That Fingers Look a Lot Like Carrots, 1895

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1534

Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch-British

"So Then I Say to Caesar, 'Oh Yeah? You and Whose Army?' Which in Retrospect, Was Probably a Mistake," 1866

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #1518

Juan Comba Garcia, Spanish

"It's Okay, Tyler. That Original Rubens Was Only Worth $14 Million," 1884

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1508

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Woman Now Regretting Trying Pantene's New Salmon Fragrance Shampoo, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1507

Pierre Puvis De Chavannes, French

Estonian Olympic Javelin Team Using Villagers for Target Practice, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1474

Jan Jacobus Matthijs Damschröder, Dutch

"Hey Look, Your Snake is Rattling His Tail at Me.  I Think That Means He Wants to Be Pet," 1881

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1460

Johann Heinrich Tischbein, German

The Two New Guys Being Warned It's Not a Great Idea to Wear Pink in Prison, 1785

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1428

Mihaly Kovacs, Hungarian

How Papa's Hat Brim Got a Hole In It, 1850

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1402

Simone Martini, Italian

Saint Augustine Chastising Mother for Buying Baby Bed From Ikea, 1328

Tempera on panel