Thursday, August 17, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016)











Winslow Homer, American

"Oh, Great.  There Goes My Phone," 1885

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016)























Lipót Horovitz, Polish-Hungarian

Portrait of Sufferer of Polleximagophobia (Fear of Having One's Thumbs Painted), 1894

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2010)























Leon-Jean-Bazille Perrault, French

Phoebe from "Friends," Age 3 (With Smelly Cat), 1867

Oil on canvas

Monday, August 14, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)









Sir Edward Burne-Jones, English

The Five Muses, Plus the Chick Who Was Sleeping on the Bench When They Got There, 1882

Oil on canvas

Saturday, August 12, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2014)















Jean Beraud, French

Twerkin' It On The Seine, 1879

Oil on canvas

Thursday, August 10, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016)














Charles Edouard Boutibonne, French

The U.S. Synchronized Swimming Team, Getting Frustrated With Megan's Drinking Before Practice, 1883

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)










Henri-Edmond Cross, French

How the Amish Do Sunbathing, 1890

Oil on panel

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)























Horace Vernet, French

Trying to Decide Where to Put the Starbucks, 1827

Oil on canvas

Monday, August 7, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)
















Thomas Hovenden, Irish-American

Girl Sending Text on Her New iPhone Nano, 1878

Oil on canvas

Sunday, August 6, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016)














Fritz Zuber-Buhler, Swiss

Wondering When That Damn Ambien is Finally Going to Kick In, 1852

Oil on canvas

Thursday, August 3, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)















Edmund Blair Leighton, English

"Oh, Good.  Looks Like There's An Uber Driver Just 117 Years Away," 1895

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)















Ralph Hedley, English

Folding a Fitted Sheet (Attempt #32), 1898

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)























Kuroda Seiki, Japanese

Mary Had a Little Lamb, Its Fleece Was White as Snow, And Everywhere That Mary Went, She Had to Carry Its Lazy Ass, 1889

Oil on canvas

Monday, July 31, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)























Henry "Hy" Sandham, Canadian

Woman Being Terrorized By the Original Hell's Angels, 1887

Watercolor

Sunday, July 30, 2017

A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016)























Edmund Blair Leighton, English

"Where the Hell is That Drawbridge Repairman?  They Said Between 8 and Noon," 1916

Oil on canvas

Thursday, July 27, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1761























John Partridge, British

Prince Albert, Sporting His "Royal Family Employee of the Month" Medals, 1840

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1760























Franz Xaver Winterhalter, German

The Duchess of Leuchtenberg, Pulling Down Her Sleeve To Cover Her Gang Tats, 1840

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1759

















Author Unknown

King Christian VIII of Denmark, Rocking the Royal Short Shorts, 1840

Engraving

Monday, July 24, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1758

















Benjamin Haydon, British

"Before We Get Started, Can I Ask Everybody To Please Scooch Your Chairs Back About Two Feet?  You're Right Up in My Personal Space," 1841

Oil on canvas

Sunday, July 23, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1757























Georges Rouget, French (After Jacques-Louis David, French)

"Follow Me.  I Think I See an Arby's Up Here on the Right," 1840

Oil on canvas

Thursday, July 20, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1756























Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian

"Wait.  Back Up.  They're Letting WHO Out of Jail?," 1871

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1755



















Günther Gensler, German

Shia LaBeouf in "Lincoln," 1840

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1754























Elisabeth Alida Haanen, Dutch

"My Pickled Herring Brings All the Boys to the Yard," 1840

Oil on panel

Monday, July 17, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1753
















Eugène Delacroix, French

"I Wish You Guys Had Told Me You Were Hungry.  I've Had These Protein Bars On Me the Whole Time," 1840

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1752























Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French

Raphael, Forced To Admit To Himself That Jeanine's Visits Were Becoming a Distraction, 1840

Oil on canvas

Friday, July 14, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1751























Carl Heinrich Bloch, Danish

"Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture" (Page 147), 1874

Oil on copper

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1750























Jacques-Laurent Agasse, Swiss

Guy Waiting For Giraffe To Puke Up the Pocket Watch He Dropped, 1827

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1749























Vicente López y Portaña, Spanish

Spanish Captain Mateo Casado, Winner of the 1838 Mr. Sarcastic Smirk Pageant, 1839

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1748























Jacques Guillaume Lucien Amans, French

President Andrew Jackson, Shortly After the Invention of the Blow Dryer, 1840

Oil on canvas

Sunday, July 9, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1747














Henri Félix Emmanuel Philippoteaux, French (after Louis Carrogis Carmontelle, French)

1st Annual House of Lords Best Butt Contest, 1839

Oil on canvas

Thursday, July 6, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1746

















Martinus Rorbye, Danish

Rare Photo of the Early Use of Waterfowl as a Means of Hypnosis, 1839

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1745

















Eduard Ihlée, German

When You Go To Meet Your Boyfriend's Parents, and They Turn Out To Be in Some Religious Cult, 1839

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1744


















Jozsef Molnar, Hungarian

Moses Now Thinking Maybe He Should've Listened to Siri and Stayed on the Highway, 1850

Oil on canvas

Monday, July 3, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1743























Jean Leon Gerome Ferris, American

"This Is Good, Tom.  But Just To Be Safe, I Think Only Congress Should Have the Power To Declare a Twitter War," 1819

Oil on canvas

Sunday, July 2, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1742













Giovanni Tognolli, Italian

"Oh, Great.  This Is Just the Kind of Thing That Could Make Me Lose Custody Again," 1839

Oil on canvas

Thursday, June 29, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1741















Jean-Charles-Joseph Rémond, French

"Kidding!  I Was Just Faking It, Cain!   You're Not Mad, Are You?  Cain!  Come Back!," 1838

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1740


















Charles Lock Eastlake, English

Jesus Realizing He Must Have Accidentally Triple-Booked His Babysitting Gigs, 1839

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1739














Julius Hübner, German

"Dude, the Name of Our A Cappella Group Is "The Three Mustaches."  What the Hell Were You Thinking?," 1839

Oil on canvas

Monday, June 26, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1738














August Carl Vilhelm Thomsen, Danish

When You're in Charge of the Fox Hunt and Realize You Forgot to Bring the Fox, 1839

Oil on canvas

Sunday, June 25, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1737























Joseph Karl Stieler, German

The Priceless Look on Keith's Face When Someone Shouted "Bigfoot!," 1839

Oil on canvas

Thursday, June 22, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1736























Artist Unknown, Lower Bavarian

Jesus Making a Sale at His Medical Marijuana Dispensary, 1838

Fresco

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1735

















Franz Xaver Winterhalter, German

Portrait of a Woman Breastfeeding While Everyone Else Desperately Tries To Look Busy, 1837

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1734















Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, German

Butter Sculpture of the House of Habsburg, 1838

Oil on canvas

Monday, June 19, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1733


















Adriaan Wulffaert, Dutch

"Have Fun Tonight Honey, But Remember the Rule:  No Sex Tape Until the Third Date," 1838

Oil on panel

Sunday, June 18, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1732























Anna Borrel, French

"Wait.  Before You Say Anything -- I'm Sorry I Had Your Footman Executed, But I Warned Him to Stop Calling Me 'Conehead,'" 1837

Oil on canvas

Thursday, June 15, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1731



















Ferdinand Bol, Dutch

"Happy Father's Day!  I Know You Wanted One of Those Echo Personal Assistants, But This Was the Closest Thing They Had," 1646

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1730























Constantin Hansen, Danish

The Amazing Dmitri, X-Rated Ventriloquist, 1845

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1729




















Marcos Chillitupa Chávez, Peruvian

Opening Titles of the Classic 1470s Sitcom, "The Incan Bunch," 18th century

Oil on panel

Monday, June 12, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1728


















Jan Hendrik van Grootvelt, Dutch

"I Strongly Recommend You Get That Hand Off My Shoulder Before I Go All Wonder Woman on Your A**," 1837

Oil on panel

Sunday, June 11, 2017

MASTERPIECE #1727
















Constantin Hansen, Danish

"Heads Up!  Spider!," 1878

Oil on canvas