Monday, October 31, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1570












Michael Ancher, Danish

Amish Bachelorette Party Enjoying a Performance by The Thunder From Down Under, 1903

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 30, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1569
















Il Guercino, Italian

"Sorry Kids, We Just Ran Out of Candy -- But Here, Take One of These," 1637

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 27, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1568























Belmiro de Almeida, Brazilian

"This One Time, at Maid Camp...," 1893

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1567














Ferdinand Max Bredt, German

"Well, Miss Jones, It Sounds Like You Would Be a Perfect Addition to our Harem.  Now, Do You Have Any Questions For Me?," 1893

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1566























William F. Cogswell, American

"Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture" (Page 41), 1892

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 24, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1565























Ernst Klimt, Austrian

"That Look's Fine for Around the Office, Tooth Fairy, But When You're Traveling on Business, We Need You to Wear a Top," 1892

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 23, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1564
















Daniel Sarrabat, French

"Please. Water Into Wine Is Easy. But the 2016 World Series? That's Going on the Resume," 1696

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 20, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1563
















Hans Andersen Brendekilde, Danish

"Mom, I Know This is Going to Sound Crazy, But...I Think There's a Bad Hombre Under My Bed," 1889

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1562















Artist Unknown

"Wow, Blaze, Great Halloween Costume!  How the Hell Did You Fit In That Thing?," 1890

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1561























Alice Havers, English

The Virgin Mary, Having Gotten Four Hours of Sleep in the Past Year-and-a-Half, 1888

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 17, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1560















Jefferson David Chalfant, American

Students Taking Midterm for Figure Drawing 101 (Introduction to Boobs and Buttocks), 1891

Oil on panel

Sunday, October 16, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1559























Eliseu Visconti, Brazilian

"I'm Sorry, I Don't See the Problem.  You Said It Was Casual Friday," 1892

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 13, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1558























Lipót Horovitz, Hungarian

Albert's Brother, Edgar "Chubs" Einstein, 1890

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1557















Hermenegildo Miralles, Spanish

"Thanks Everybody, But I Think We Got This," 1910

Medium unknown

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1556



















Michael Ancher, Danish

Another Satisfied Customer of 1-800-Sunflowers, 1889

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 10, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1555























Feodor Platonov, Russian

"Sorry -- Pardon the Burp.  Guess I Slammed that Mountain Dew Too Fast," 1889

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 9, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1554















Jean-Honoré Fragonard, French

"Hey -- Watch It, Donald.  You're Never Going to Get Anywhere in This World if You Treat Women Like That," 1760

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 6, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1553













Louis Hestaux, French

Surveillance Video of Guatemala's Covert Uranium Enrichment Program, 1889

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1552























Julian Ashton, English-Australian

"Damn It, No Gold AGAIN!  I Wonder if There's a Number for Tech Support on the Back," 1889

Oil on canvas on hardboard

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1551























Károly Markó the Younger, Hungarian-Italian

Contestants Getting Doused for Wet Dirndl Contest, 1889

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1550




















Will Hicock Low, American

"You Realize Of Course That By Confiscating My Arrow, You're Violating My Second Amendment Rights," 1889

Oil on panel

Sunday, October 2, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1549























Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French

Siamese Twins Secretly Reading the Bearded Lady's Diary, 1889

Oil on canvas