Wednesday, August 31, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1527


















Hans von Marées, German

"Come On, Talk to Him, Stacy.  He's Cute.  Though I Have to Admit, Not the Best Dresser," 1885

Pastel on paper laminated on textile image support

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1526























Johannes Gehrts, German

Barbarian Dad Teaching His Son to Drive, 1885

Oil on cardboard

MASTERPIECE #1531























Alfred Wierusz-Kowalski, Polish

"Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture (Page 105)," 1885

Oil on panel

Monday, August 29, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1525











Winslow Homer, American

"Oh, Great.  There Goes My Phone," 1885

Oil on canvas

Sunday, August 28, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1524
















Robert Harris, Canadian

"I'm Sorry, Dennis.  Would You Mind Repeating That Comment About My 'Sweet Rack'?  I Want to Make Sure I Have it Right for my Sexual Harassment Suit," 1885

Oil on canvas

Thursday, August 25, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1523























Emile Claus, Belgian

That Bizarre Tinder Date I Was Telling You About (But Hey, At Least He Brought Flowers), 1885

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1522























Eduard Pfyffer, Swiss

Restaurant Patron Wondering How Long it Takes to Make a Friggin' Kale Smoothie, 1885

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1521























Frank Dicksee, British

"Damn, This is Going Too Fast.  Usually the Men I See Don't Kill a Guy For Me Until the Third Date," 1885

Oil on canvas

Monday, August 22, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1520























Arnold Bocklin, Swiss

Boy Riding Unicorn With Serious Meth Addiction, 1885

Oil on panel

Sunday, August 21, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1519























Norman Macbeth, Scottish

The Artist, Seriously Considering Shanking His Roommate if He Doesn't Stop With the Snoring, 1884

Oil on canvas

Thursday, August 18, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1518












Juan Comba Garcia, Spanish

"It's Okay, Tyler. That Original Rubens Was Only Worth $14 Million," 1884

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1517











William Huggins, English

"Before" and "After" Photos of Simba With the Hakuna Matata Hair Replacement System, 1884

Oil on board

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1516























Johannes Gehrts, German

"Oh, They're Just Teasing You, Honey.  You Do NOT Look Like Thor's Older Sister," 1884

Oil on canvas

Monday, August 15, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1515















Gotthardt Kuehl, German

#4 on BuzzFeed's List of "21 Things More Exciting Than NBC's Olympics Coverage," 1884

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1514













Joos van Cleve, Southern Netherlandish

Jesus Performing Lesser-Known Miracle of Turning Spaghetti and Meatballs Into Melba Toast, 1520

Oil on panel

Thursday, August 11, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1513























Abigail de Andrade, Brazilian

"You Know, You Don't Have to Stand There and Watch Me the Whole Time.  I Promise -- No More Huffing Paint," 1884

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1512













Charles-Fernand de Condamy, French

Awkward Moment at the Fox Hunt as They Realize Nobody's Ridden a Horse Before, 1884

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1511














Jehan Georges Vibert, French

"See, What'd I Tell You?  'Suicide Squad': Zero Stars,"1870

Oil on panel

Monday, August 8, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1510





















Jules Joseph Lefebvre, French

Fifteen-Year-Old Lisel Meissnitzer of Austria, the Gold Medal Winner in Women's Alpine Yodeling, 1884

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1509

















Winslow Homer, American

"Go Ahead, Jennifer.  Blow That Thing in My Face One More Time. Give Me a Reason," 1883

Watercolor

Thursday, August 4, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1508























William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Woman Now Regretting Trying Pantene's New Salmon Fragrance Shampoo, 1883

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1507











Pierre Puvis De Chavannes, French

Estonian Olympic Javelin Team Using Villagers for Target Practice, 1883

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1506























Suzanne Valadon, French

Portrait of the Artist's Resting Bitch Face, 1883

Charcoal and pastel on paper

MASTERPIECE #1506























Suzanne Valadon, French

Portrait of the Artist With Resting Bitch Face, 1883

Charcoal and pastel on paper

Monday, August 1, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1505



















Romanoz Gvelesiani, Georgian

Mr. August on the 2016 Sexiest Rug Merchants of Kazakhstan Calendar, 1883

Oil on canvas