Tuesday, May 31, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1464






















Raphael, Italian

Man Writing Note Telling Newlyweds Upstairs to Give it a Rest Already, 1515

Oil on panel

Monday, May 30, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1463























Aimé Nicolas Morot, French

Matthew McConaughey Needing Some Help Getting Home After the Big Holiday Barbecue, 1880

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 29, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1462






















Carl Spitzweg, German

World's Worst-Paying Profession: Memorial Day Caroler, 1860

Oil on canvas

Thursday, May 26, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1461





















Fra Angelico, Italian

Inaugural Meeting of Jesus' Book Club, 1437

Fresco

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1460

















Johann Heinrich Tischbein, German

The Two New Guys Being Warned It's Not a Great Idea to Wear Pink in Prison, 1785

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1459















John Maler Collier, English

Eve Running From the G.E.P.D., 1911

Oil on canvas

Monday, May 23, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1458























John Maler Collier, English

"Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture (Page 54)," 1912

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 22, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1457























Pascal Dagnan-Bouveret, French

"No, Wait.  This Isn't Yorick.  Yorick Didn't Have Gold Fronts," 1883

Oil on canvas

Thursday, May 19, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1456













Peder Severin Kroyer, Norwegian-Danish

Another Day in the Salt Mines (No Seriously, They Work in a Salt Mine), 1879

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1455























Charles Landelle, French

Siren Trying to Play It Off Like the Shell's NOT Caught in Her Hair, 1879

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1454























Christen Dalsgaard, Danish

Woman Wondering When Those Damn Clogs She Ordered From Zappos Are Going to Show Up, 1879

Oil on canvas

Monday, May 16, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1453























Giovanni Boldini, Italian

"Sorry About the Mess.  I Told Him Three Times to Go Before We Left," 1879

Oil on wood

Sunday, May 15, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1452























Josef Eggl, German

"Sure, Dinner and a Movie Sounds Great.  How About 17 Years From Next Saturday?," 1879

Oil on wood

Thursday, May 12, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1451























Odoardo Borrani, Italian

"Well, I'd Say We've Had Enough Culture For One Day.  Wanna Smoke Some Weed and Watch 'Spongebob'?," 1878

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1450























Edgar Degas, French

Opera Singer Hoping You Can't Tell She's Reading the Lyrics Off Her Hand, 1878

Pastel on canvas

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1449























Edgar Degas, French

"Listen, I'm Not a Doctor, But You Might Want to Get That Hand Checked Out," 1878

Oil on canvas

Monday, May 9, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1448























Evelyn De Morgan, British

Cupid Asking Venus To Buy Him and His Friends Beer, 1878

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 8, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1447




















Arnold Böcklin, Swiss

Medusa on Instagram #NoMakeup, 1878

Oil on wood

Thursday, May 5, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1446























George Henry Story, American

Television Vendor Hoping Business Will Pick Up After They Invent Electricity, 1877

Oil on board

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1445


















Edouard Manet, French

Republican Reacting to Exciting News That Trump Will Be the Nominee, 1877

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1444























Charles-Gustave Housez, French

"When I'm Stuck With a Day That's Gray and Lonelyyyyyy...," 1877

Oil on canvas

Monday, May 2, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1443














Albert Edelfelt, Finnish

How the Finnish Do Drive-Bys, 1877

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 1, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1442























John Everett Millais, British

"Honey, I Was Kidding.  That Hair Ribbon Does Not Make You Look Fat," 1877

Oil on canvas