Thursday, March 31, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1421





















Hubert Vos, Dutch-American

Enrique, Wondering What Prankster Put His Guitar in the Dryer, 1898

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1420























Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

"Come On, You Know the Rules. Whenever Trump Makes an Ass of Himself, You Have to Drink," 1652

Oil on panel

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1419























Gerrit Dou, Dutch

Portrait of the Artist About to Hurl, 1657

Oil on panel

Monday, March 28, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1418























Salomon Koninck, Dutch

"Wait.  I Didn't Order a Quesalupa," 1650

Oil on canvas

Sunday, March 27, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1417














Salomon Koninck, Dutch

Scholar Finding Piece of Thursday's Breakfast Burrito in Beard, 1649

Oil on canvas

Thursday, March 24, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1416























Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch

Cheering Up a Friend with a "Sorry You Blew 12 Bucks on 'Batman v Superman'" Bouquet, 1883

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1415














Govaert Flinck, Dutch

"Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture" (Page 225), 1645

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1414


















Aert de Gelder, Dutch

King David Wondering Where That Waitress Disappeared to With His Discover Card, 1680

Oil on canvas

Monday, March 21, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1413























Karel Dujardin, Dutch

Saint Paul Healing the Lame With Jazz Hands, 1663

Oil on canvas

Sunday, March 20, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1412


















Gerbrand van den Eeckhout, Dutch

"Actually, No -- We're Not the Ones From the Victoria's Secret Catalog.  But We'll Take That as a Compliment," 1656

Oil on canvas

Friday, March 18, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1411























Aert de Gelder, Dutch

Angel, Totally Tempted to Draw a Penis on This Dude's Face Right Now, ca. 1700

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1410






















Franz von Defregger, Austrian

Leprechaun Asking Woman if She'd Like to Get Lucky, 1881

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1409























Govaert Flinck, Dutch

"Are We Finally About Done Here? Because If Not, I'm Going to Need to Use That Thing From Yesterday's Comic," 1650s

Oil on canvas

Monday, March 14, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1408















Govaert Flinck, Dutch

Inventors With Early Prototype of the Stadium Pal™ Portable Urinal, 1642

Oil on canvas

Sunday, March 13, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1407
















Jacques Stella, French

Trump Rally Getting a Wee Bit Out of Control, 1650

Oil on canvas

Friday, March 11, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1406


















Ferdinand Bol, Dutch

Explorer Wondering if He Should Start Organizing That Expedition to the Americas Now, or Smoke Another Bowl, 1652

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1405























Gerrit Dou, Dutch

Poor Granny, Found Drinking From the Chamber Pot Again, 1635

Oil on panel

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1404














Edmund Blair Leighton, English

"Yo, You Guys Fleeing to Canada Because of Trump? Can I Bum a Ride?," 1897

Oil on canvas

Monday, March 7, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1403























Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French

A TMZ Exclusive: The Hotel Peephole Video Erin Andrews Doesn't Want You To See!, 1895

Oil on canvas

Sunday, March 6, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1402



















Simone Martini, Italian

Saint Augustine Chastising Mother for Buying Baby Bed From Ikea, 1328

Tempera on panel

Thursday, March 3, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1401














Antonio Gisbert, Spanish

Spanish Prisoner Refusing to Apologize for Calling Queen Elizabeth a Butterface, 1860

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1400



















Gerard ter Borch the Younger, Dutch

Portrait of a Woman Who Doesn't Know What To Do With Her Arms, 1670

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

MASTERPIECE #1399























Gerard ter Borch the Younger, Dutch

Margaretha van Haexbergen With Imaginary Boyfriend "Kevin," 1667

Oil on canvas