Thursday, December 31, 2015

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2010)























Louis Jean Francois Lagrenee, French

Morning After the New Year's Eve Party (Trying to Remember Her Name), 1770

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2010)














Niko Pirosmanashvili, Georgian

Happy Holidays from the Stalin Quintuplets, 1909

Oil on oilcloth

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2012)

Joseph-Marie Vien, French

Emperor Marcus Aurelius Making Everyone Try His New Fruitcake Recipe, 1765

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 28, 2015

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2010)















Stanislaw Chlebowski, Polish

The Third Wise Man, Detained by Authorities for Myrrh Trafficking, 1878

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 27, 2015

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2009)

















Bernhard Rode, German

The Abstinence Society's Christmas Party, 1745

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 24, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1372























Jose Antonio da Cunha Couto, Brazilian

The Guys in Santa's Travel Department Mapping Out His Pee Breaks, 1892

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1371























John Singer Sargent, American

Bernard J. Robinson, Coat Room Attendant of the Year 1895, 1895

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 21, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1370























Mihaly Munkacsy, Hungarian

"Don't Feel Bad.  I Had a Guy Dump Me By Text Once Too," 1895

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 20, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1369























Nicolas Poussin, French

Mob Punishing Jerk for Spoiling the End of "Star Wars," 1629

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 17, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1368























Aleksander Gierymski, Polish

The Artist's Son, Not Really Grasping the Whole Hide-and-Seek Thing, 1895

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1367













Gustave Courbet, French

Why Blitzen Never Showed Up at Practice Today, 1869

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1366












Charles Green, English

Male Stripper, Stalling for Time Until the Damn Kid Leaves the Room, 1890

Watercolor on paper

Monday, December 14, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1365























Georg Friedrich Kersting, German

Percy, the Parrot Who Recites Uncensored Nicki Minaj Lyrics, 1815

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 13, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1364












Henry Scott Tuke, English

"Yo!  Can I Use Your Restroom?," 1894

Oil on canvas

Friday, December 11, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1363












Michael Ancher, Danish

Bravo's "Real Housewives of 19th Century Copenhagen," 1903

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1362























Adam de Coster, Flemish

"Hello From the Other Siiiiiiiiiiiiiide...," 1643

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1361














Anton von Werner, German

Dedication of the World's Largest Butter Sculpture, 1908

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 7, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1360












Leopold Graf von Kalckreuth, German

Back When Couples Had to Knit Their Own Condoms, 1893

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 6, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1359























Gustave Courbet, French

Kim Kardashian, Not in the Mood for Her Trainer's Bullsh*t Right Now, 1853

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 3, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1358























Pekka Halonen, Finnish

Field Worker Pondering the Question: Do Scythes Matter?, 1891

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1357























Konstantin Makovsky, Russian

"Great Moments In Phallic Portraiture" (Page 101), 1884

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1356























Kuroda Seiki, Japanese

Debbie, With a Big Surprise for the Cable Guy When He Shows Up, 1889

Oil on canvas