Monday, November 30, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1355

















Hans von Hayek, Austro-German

"You Will Soon Meet a Tall, Handsome, But Not Completely Potty-Trained Stranger," 1892

Oil on panel

Sunday, November 29, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1354























William Gordon Burn-Murdoch, Scottish

Army Officer Wondering if He's Been Over-Watering His Helmet, 1891

Oil on canvas

Friday, November 27, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1353













Valentin de Boulogne, French

Jesus Scoring the Last Coffee Table at Macy's Black Friday Furniture Sale, 1618

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1352























Ford Madox Brown, English

Husband Attempting to Explain "Asian Massage" Charge on Visa Bill, 1872

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1351























Ilya Repin, Russian

"Stop, You Idiot!  I Need That Thing for the Turkey!," 1890

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1350























Jean-Leon Gerome, French

Geppetto, Having Recently Expanded Into Making Sex Dolls, 1890

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 23, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1349























Kuroda Seiki, Japanese

Mary Had a Little Lamb, Its Fleece Was White as Snow, And Everywhere That Mary Went, She Had to Carry Its Lazy Ass, 1889

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 22, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1348















Max Gaisser, German

This Day in "Shark Tank" History: 1648, 1889

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 19, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1347





















Eugene de Blaas, Italian

Wishing There Was a Faster Way to Send Her Boyfriend These Nude Selfies, 1873

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1346























Edgar Degas, French

Me For About an Hour After Eating a Hot Pocket, 1886

Pastel on cardboard

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1345























Emile Munier, French

Adam and Eve's Nanny Giving the Kids a Snack, 1880

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 16, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1344













Michael Ancher, Danish

Renowned Fisherman A Cappella Group, the High C's, 1888

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 15, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1343























Edmund Blair Leighton, English

"Will You Make Me the Happiest Man in the World...and Ask Your Mom if She's Going to Finish Those Grapes?," 1888

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 12, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1342























John Watson Nicol, Scottish

Immigrants Realizing Too Late That They Forgot Their Phone Chargers, 1883

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1341













Otto Goldmann, German

Friends Playing Game of "Spin the Samovar," 1887

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1340























Josef Huttary, Czech

What Santa Does for Money the Other 364 Days a Year, 1887

Oil on wood

Monday, November 9, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1339























Henry "Hy" Sandham, Canadian

Woman Being Terrorized By the Original Hell's Angels, 1887

Watercolor

Sunday, November 8, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1338























Eugene Auguste Francois Deully, French

Photo Eve Probably Wishes She Hadn't Put on Instagram, 1887

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 5, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1337










William Trego, American

Civil War Re-Enactor Requesting a Pee Break, 1884

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1336























Ferdinand Hodler, Swiss

Nordic Warrior, Excited That It's Finally Shorts Weather, 1884

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1335














Leon Maxime Faivre, French

If Charles Dickens Wrote for "Law and Order: SVU," 1885

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 2, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1334















Vasily Maximov, Russian

Father Suddenly Realizing He Left the Other Kid Back in the Shopping Cart, 1884

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 1, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1333













Axel Hjalmar Ender, Norwegian

"I Haven't Been Able to Check My Twitter Since Copenhagen.  Please Tell Me You Guys Have Wifi," 1875

Oil on canvas