Thursday, October 30, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1090























Thomas Eakins, American

Aunt Dorothy Sewing the Thong For Her Naughty Nurse Costume, 1877

Watercolor on paper

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1089





















Seymour Joseph Guy, American

Thinking About Ordering the Mongolian Beef From P.F. Chang's, 1854

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 26, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1088























Seymour Joseph Guy, American

Our Psycho Ex-Babysitter Who Read the Kids "Cujo," 1876

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 23, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1087













Jacopo Robusti Tintoretto, Italian

"No Seriously, It's Not Like the Last One.  This One's From Whole Foods," 1550

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 19, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1086























Seymour Joseph Guy, American

Sally, About to Teach Billy He Called the Wrong Kid "Doodyface," 1865

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1085























Jean Jacques Hauer, French

Family Portrait Ruined By Wormy Dog Rubbing Butt Across Floor, 1790

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 12, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1084















Eugene de Blaas, Italian

Woman Seriously Considering Jumping to Her Death to Escape From Pompous Douchebag, 1875

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 9, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1083























Thomas Gainsborough, English

Admiral George Rodney, Asking if Someone Wouldn't Mind Snagging Him a Protein Bar From His Bag, 1782

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1082























Thomas Eakins, American

David Schwimmer Playing Dolley Madison, Against His Agent's Advice, 1902

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 5, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1081























Thomas Gainsborough, English

The 2nd Lord Vernon, Wondering if Maybe He Should Take the Beggin' Strips Out of His Pocket, 1767

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 2, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1080























Eugene de Blaas, Italian

Why Ryan Gosling Can't Sunbathe Nude in his Backyard Anymore, 1873

Oil on canvas