Tuesday, April 29, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1014


















Benjamin West, Anglo-American

Jacob Healing Children With Gluten Allergies, 1768

Oil on canvas

Sunday, April 27, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1013














Benjamin West, Anglo-American

Adam and Eve Being Expelled From Paradise (Minus Their Security Deposit), 1791

Oil on canvas

Thursday, April 24, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1012























William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Ashley, the Illegitimate Daughter George Clooney Refuses to Acknowledge, 1875

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1011























Alexander Orlowski, Polish

"101 Uses For A Vacuum Cleaner Bag" (#57), 1820

Pencil and sanguine on paper

Sunday, April 20, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1010



















John Quintero Villar, Colombian

"Great Moments In Phallic Portraiture" (Page 199), 2012

Oil on canvas

Friday, April 18, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1009










Jean-Baptiste Huet, French

Easter Bunny Sleeping Off Annual Pre-Holiday Bender, 1784

Watercolor, graphite and ink on paper

Thursday, April 17, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1008























Henry Raeburn, Scottish

Lord Braxfield, Gift-Wrapping Himself For His Wife's Birthday, 1798

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1007



















William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Orestes Pursued By the Furies (After Leaving the Toilet Seat Up), 1862

Oil on canvas

Sunday, April 13, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1006























Joseph Wright of Derby, English

How the NSA Read Your Mail Before the Internet, 1770

Oil on canvas

Thursday, April 10, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1005























Joseph Abel, Austrian

Stephen Colbert, Wondering If Les Moonves Got The Muffin Basket, 1814

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1004























Henry Raeburn, Scottish

Captain Patrick Miller, Inventor of the "Crotch Curtain," 1789

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1003























William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

"Wait.  If These Aren't My Birth Control Pills, What Did I Just Send My Dad For His Birthday?", 1882

Oil on canvas

Monday, April 7, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1002





















Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

The Other Shocking Sex Scene on "Game of Thrones" Last Night, 1813

Oil on canvas

Sunday, April 6, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1001















Jacques-Louis David, French

Woman Sleeping With That Guy She Met On OkCupid, 1817

Oil on canvas

Thursday, April 3, 2014

MASTERPIECE #1000














Giovanni Fattori, Italian

Man Realizing He Probably Should've Waited Until They Invented Electricity Before Buying a Laptop, 1867

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

MASTERPIECE #999























Joseph Wright of Derby, English

"Resting Heart Rate 55 Beats Per Minute.  Have You Been Working Out, Mommy?", 1776

Oil on canvas