Tuesday, December 31, 2013

MASTERPIECE #961























Joseph Aved, French-Dutch

The Marquis of Mirabeau, Wanting to Know Who Left Their Crap on his Desk, 1744

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 29, 2013

MASTERPIECE #960

















Edouard Manet, French

Mary Poppins After the Lobotomy, 1879

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 26, 2013

MASTERPIECE #959



















Edouard Manet, French

Why You Probably Shouldn't Expect Any More Narnia Movies For Awhile, 1880

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

MASTERPIECE #958













Pietro Saltini, Italian

Enjoying Grandpa's Annual R-Rated Nativity Puppet Show, 1863

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

MASTERPIECE #957























El Greco, Spanish

The Baby Jesus Casually Asking If the Myrrh Came With a Gift Receipt, 1619

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 23, 2013

MASTERPIECE #956






















Luigi Ademollo, Italian

Israeli Family Telling Santa He Should Have Made a Right at Iraq, 1816

Fresco

Sunday, December 22, 2013

MASTERPIECE #955


















Viggo Johansen, Danish

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree. . . How Flammable Are Your Branches, 1891

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 15, 2013

MASTERPIECE #954

















Jean-Francois Millet, French

The Sesame Street Strangler Hiding Snuffalupagus' Body, 1852

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 12, 2013

MASTERPIECE #953





















Theodore Roussel, French

Ashley the "Free Spirit," About to Get Kicked Out of Barnes & Noble Again, 1887

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

MASTERPIECE #952















Otto van Veen, Southern Netherlandish

The Artist's Family, Getting a Little Tired of Posing for the Christmas Card, 1584

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

MASTERPIECE #951























Carolus-Duran, French

Supermodel Undressing Backstage at the Victorian Secret Fashion Show, 1869

Oil on canvas

Friday, December 6, 2013

MASTERPIECE #950























Merry-Joseph Blondel, French

The Count of Toulouse's Topps Rookie Card (Featuring His Famous "Called Shot"), 1840

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #949























Vincent Van Gogh, Dutch

Carrie Underwood's Agent After Reading the Review in Variety, 1890

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #948























Jozsef Borsos, Hungarian

Hungarian Army Officer, Wondering Why No One is Answering That F-ing Phone, 1848

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 5, 2013

MASTERPIECE #947























Gustave Courbet, French

Man Wondering If The Problem Might Be His Conditioner, 1842

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

MASTERPIECE #946























Laurent de La Hyre, French

Spotters Helping Jesus With His Double Front Handspring Into a Roundoff, 1629

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

MASTERPIECE #945





















Karoly Ferenczy, Hungarian

Awkward Performing Arts High School Prom Photos.com, 1908

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #944



















Nikolaus Knupfer, Dutch

Rodney and Sharon, God's Next-Door Neighbors, 1639

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 1, 2013

MASTERPIECE #943



















Francisco de Zubaran, Spanish

"Hi!  Welcome to Hooters," 1630

Oil on canvas