Saturday, November 30, 2013


Caravaggio, Italian

Explaining How a Diaphragm Works, 1598

Oil on canvas

Friday, November 29, 2013

New "THAT IS PRICELESS" e-Book Collection! A mere $2.99!

Sure, there's already one "That Is Priceless" book out there on Amazon, but as the gallery closes in on its 1000th Masterpiece, I figured it was high time for a new collection.  "That Is Priceless Goes To France" is an assortment of re-titled paintings from the best museums in yes, France -- making it the perfect companion on your next European vacation (but equally enjoyable to read right here in the good ol' US of A).  Full disclosure:  thanks to France being home to art's 800-pound gorilla, the Louvre, you might recognize a couple of Masterpieces from the first book, but there's a whole panoply of new stuff, so check it out!


Adriaen van der Werff, Dutch

Adam Telling Eve About That New Spray Tanning Place Over In Nod, 1674

Oil on panel

Thursday, November 28, 2013


Francesco Hayez, Italian

Black Friday Gets Ugly at the Paramus Mall, 1867

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 27, 2013


Jean Benner, French

"Sorry, Folks.  Costco Was Out Of Turkeys, So I Had To Improvise," 1899

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 26, 2013


Maximilien Luce, French

Proof That This "Knockout Game" Thing Is Getting Out of Control, 1903

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 25, 2013


Andrea Mantegna, Italian

The Baby Jesus Telling The Aristocrats Joke, 1495

Distemper on linen

Sunday, November 24, 2013


Ramon Casas i Carbo, Spanish

"Duck Dynasty" Stars Biking Through France, 1897

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 21, 2013


Jean-Frederic Bazille, French

JC Penney Underwear Models Taking a Five, 1869

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 19, 2013


Frans Hals, Dutch

Saint John the Evangelist, Really Wishing The Renters Would Oil Their Bedsprings, 1625

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 17, 2013


William Powell Frith, English

Jennifer Lawrence Guest-Starring on "Downton Abbey," 1872

Oil on canvas

Friday, November 15, 2013


Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

Mother Cutting The Cheese In Front Of Her Son, 1660

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 10, 2013


Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, Italian

Angel Warning Isaac That Somebody's Getting This on Their iPhone, 1594

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 7, 2013


Gerard ter Borch, Dutch

Woman Walking In On Someone In The Stall, 1654

Oil on panel

Tuesday, November 5, 2013


Jacques Wilbaut, French

French Duchess and Friends Checking Wig Stocks, 1775

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 3, 2013


Joseph Ducreux, French

Portrait of the Artist Going All Jackie Chan On Your Ass, 1783

 Oil on canvas

Friday, November 1, 2013


Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French

Amy Adams as Young Mark Twain, 1881

Oil on canvas