Tuesday, January 31, 2012

MASTERPIECE #764






















Ferdinand Georg Waldmuller, Austrian

Peasant Woman Begging Passersby for a Condom, 1840

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 30, 2012

MASTERPIECE #763






















Ralph Earl, American

Senator Elijah Boardman Showing Off His Wallpaper Collection, 1789

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 29, 2012

MASTERPIECE #762






















Friedrich Heinrich Fuger, German

Catherine of Alexandria Unveiling the First Diaper Genie, 1805

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 26, 2012

MASTERPIECE #761















Pieter van Laer, Dutch

Grand Wizards Sightseeing in Amsterdam, 1635

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

MASTERPIECE #760

















Guercino, Italian

Jesus Asking Woman How Much She Paid for Her Passat, 1640

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

MASTERPIECE #759


















Jacopo de' Barbari, Italian

What's On Right Now on EGTV (the Euclidean Geometry Network), 1505

Oil on wood

Monday, January 23, 2012

MASTERPIECE #758



















Johann Georg Edlinger, Austrian

The Artist Catching You Looking at His Wife's Boob, 1800

Oil on oak

Sunday, January 22, 2012

MASTERPIECE #757


















Jan Bernard Duvivier, Flemish-French

The Villers Family, Hoping to Score Big Today on "Antiques Roadshow," 1790

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 19, 2012

MASTERPIECE #756

















Jacques-Antoine Beaufort, French

Brutus Losing Again at Rock, Paper, Scissors, 1771

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

MASTERPIECE #755

















William Blake, English

Young Isaac Newton Getting Work Done on the Crapper, 1795

Copper engraving with pen and ink and watercolor

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

MASTERPIECE #754
















Paolo Veronese, Italian

Struggling Actress Begging Jesus for a Boob Job, 1570

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 16, 2012

MASTERPIECE #753






















Martin Drolling, French

The Count of Valois Going Commando and Not Caring Who Knows It, 1797

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 15, 2012

MASTERPIECE #752

















Guercino, Italian

Mary and St. Peter Bummed Out About the Saints Game, 1647

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 12, 2012

MASTERPIECE #751























Fra Angelico, Italian

St. Dominic and St. Francis Rehearsing for "Dancing With the Stars," 1434

Tempera and gold on panel

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

MASTERPIECE #750























Andrea del Sarto, Italian

Checking Out That Smokin' New Nun, 1528

Tempera on wood

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

MASTERPIECE #749



















Andrea del Castagno, Italian

Apostles at Last Supper, Wondering Where the Hell That Waitress Disappeared To, 1447

Fresco

Monday, January 9, 2012

MASTERPIECE #748























Albrecht Altdorfer, German

The Ill-Fated Stunt That Got "Jackass" Cancelled, 1530

Oil on wood

Sunday, January 8, 2012

MASTERPIECE #747
















Michiel Sweerts, Southern Netherlandish

Things Getting Weird at Last Night's GOP Debate, 1648

Oil on canvas

Thursday, January 5, 2012

MASTERPIECE #746























John Everett Millais, English

Joan of Arc Asking God if He's Got Anything "More Slimming," 1865

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

MASTERPIECE #745


















Emanuel Leutze, American

Columbus Doing His Lame Rodney Dangerfield Impression, 1843

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

MASTERPIECE #744























Andrea Vaccaro, Italian

Saint Cajetan Declining Offer of Personal Thin-Crust Pizza, 1630

Oil on canvas

Monday, January 2, 2012

MASTERPIECE #743






















Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

Mother Discovering "Gift" Lucky Left in the Bassinet, 1661

Oil on canvas

Sunday, January 1, 2012

MASTERPIECE #258






















Gerard David, Dutch

Three Men In A Tub: The Legend Begins, 1505

Oil on wood