Tuesday, December 11, 2012

MASTERPIECE #886























Jacques-Louis David, French

French Aristocrat Separating Mistresses Into "Naughty" and "Nice," 1795

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 9, 2012

MASTERPIECE #885























Edgar Degas, French

Woman After the Bath (But Before the Tramp Stamp), 1890

Pastel on wove paper laid on millboard

Monday, December 3, 2012

MASTERPIECE #884























Charles Beaubrun, French

Kate Middleton in Cute Maternity Outfit, 1638

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 29, 2012

MASTERPIECE #883























James Tissot, French

Lindsay Lohan's Great-Great-Grandmother Sneaking Out to the Clubs, 1890

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

MASTERPIECE #882





















Duccio, Italian

Chuck Lorre Taking His Revenge on Angus T. Jones, 1308

Tempera on wood

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

MASTERPIECE #881























Barnaba da Modena, Italian

Mary Ending Her "Yoga For Apostles" Class With Namaste, 1377

Egg tempera on wood

Saturday, November 24, 2012

MASTERPIECE #880























Antonello da Messina, Italian

Jesus Telling Barista to Make That TWO Double Shot Iced Caramel Macchiatios, 1465

Oil on wood

Sunday, November 11, 2012

MASTERPIECE #879























Charles Loring Elliott, American

"Sorry, I Have to Take This," 1857

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

MASTERPIECE #878























Cristofano Allori, Italian

We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together, 1613

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 4, 2012

MASTERPIECE #877























Ivan Makarov, Russian

Jesus Stumping for Romney in Ohio, 1889

Oil on canvas

Saturday, November 3, 2012

MASTERPIECE #876


















Sir John Everett Millais, English

Couple Hoping to Rekindle the Magic With "Fifty Shades of Grey," 1874

Oil on canvas

Sunday, September 16, 2012

MASTERPIECE #875



















Adolf Eberle, German

Grandpa Telling Kids About the Days When Knee Socks Were Just a Nickel, 1873

Oil on wood

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

MASTERPIECE #874













Alonzo Chappel, American

Incredibly Awkward Timing for the Civil War Wrap Party, 1868

Oil on canvas

Monday, August 27, 2012

MASTERPIECE #873


















Gerard ter Borch, Dutch

Initiation Ceremony for the Secret Order of the Moustache, 1648

Oil on copper

Thursday, August 23, 2012

MASTERPIECE #872























Gerard ter Borch, Dutch

Young Girl Realizing Her Dad's Gonna Sh*# When He Sees Her Visa Bill, 1650

Oil on panel

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

MASTERPIECE #871























Charles Joshua Chaplin, French

Tonight on "History's Funniest Bloopers": Pandora's Box, 1855

Oil on canvas

Sunday, August 19, 2012

MASTERPIECE #870























Evelyn De Morgan, English

Portrait of the Artist's Grandparents, 1885

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

MASTERPIECE #869























John Singleton Copley, American

Bob Hope Starring in "The John Hancock Story," 1765

Oil on canvas

Sunday, August 12, 2012

MASTERPIECE #868

















Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, Italian

Jesus and Saint Cleophas Finishing a Duet of "My Way," 1600

Oil on canvas

Thursday, August 9, 2012

MASTERPIECE #867























Artemisia Gentileschi, Italian

Husband Paying Price for Telling Wife She Could "Lose a Few," 1614

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

MASTERPIECE #866























Jean-Baptiste-Simeon Chardin, French

Kitchen Maid Now Wondering If Maybe That Goldman Internship Was the Smarter Move, 1738

Oil on canvas

Monday, August 6, 2012

MASTERPIECE #865













Louis Leopold Boilly, French

Not What I Thought You Meant When You Said You Were Inviting Some Chicks Over For a Pool Party, 1807

Oil on canvas

Sunday, August 5, 2012

MASTERPIECE #864























Gerrit Dou, Dutch

Olympic Drug Tester Checking Out Usain Bolt's Urine Sample, 1653

Oil on oak panel

Sunday, July 22, 2012

MASTERPIECE #863























John Everett Millais, English

Sherlock Holmes Macking On Watson's Girlfriend, 1877

Oil on canvas

Sunday, July 1, 2012

MASTERPIECE #862























Edward Poynter, English

How Women Competed Before There Was Softball, 1866

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

MASTERPIECE #861























Charles Soubre, Belgian

Johnny Appleseed's Facebook Profile Photo, 1851

Oil on canvas

Sunday, June 24, 2012

MASTERPIECE #860















Edmund Blair Leighton, English

"Get Well Soon" Singing Telegram For Girl Who Ate Bad Thai, 1890

Oil on canvas

Sunday, June 17, 2012

MASTERPIECE #859























Raphael, Italian

Cardinals Pretending Not To Notice That Pope Leo X Just Ripped One, 1518

Oil on panel

Friday, June 15, 2012

MASTERPIECE #858























Francesco Albani, Italian

God Asking Mary if She Could Watch the Kids While He Hits "Skyfall," 1608

Oil on copper

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

MASTERPIECE #857























Andrea del Sarto, Italian

St. Peter Demanding to Know Who Stole His Lean Cuisine From the Rectory Fridge, 1517

Oil on wood

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

MASTERPIECE #856




















Guercino, Italian

Guy Warning Roommates Not to Go In There For Awhile, 1645

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #855


















Jean-Simon Berthelemy, French

Cupid's Alarm Clock About To Go Off, 1778

Oil on canvas

Sunday, June 10, 2012

MASTERPIECE #854













Peter Paul Rubens, Southern Netherlandish

Paris Judging the Finals of a Wet Gossamer Scarf Contest, 1638

Oil on wood

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

MASTERPIECE #853


















Gustave Courbet, French

Drunk Falling Asleep at the Wheel, 1853

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

MASTERPIECE #852
















Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

Put That Damn iPhone Away and Take Your Daughter Fishing, 1670

Oil on canvas

Sunday, June 3, 2012

MASTERPIECE #851























Horace Vernet, French

Colonel Jacques Gaspard, 1814

Oil on canvas

Thursday, May 31, 2012

MASTERPIECE #850























Pompeo Batoni, Italian

Sir Gregory Turner, Telling the Story of His Hernia Exam, 1768

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

MASTERPIECE #849























Carl Rahl, Austrian

Hair Salon Customer Hoping To Get Extensions For His Comb-Over, 1850

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

MASTERPIECE #847

Couple Considering Adopting From Angel Rescue, 1763

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 27, 2012

MASTERPIECE #846


















Alexandre Gabriel Decamps, French

Bobo, Master of Chimpressionism, 1833

Oil on canvas

Thursday, May 24, 2012

MASTERPIECE #845

The Artist's Sister About to Learn the Hard Way That Parrot Crap Doesn't Come Out of Silk, 1847

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

MASTERPIECE #844

Woman Warning Blind Date That She's on the Rebound From a Guy in a Rembrandt, 1663

Oil on panel

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

MASTERPIECE #843

Brothers Respecting Mother's Last Wish That Her Ashes Be Used to Catch Walleye, 1663

Oil on panel

Monday, May 21, 2012

MASTERPIECE #842

Annibale Carracci, Italian

Why Little Jimmy Wears the Eyepatch Now, 1588

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 20, 2012

MASTERPIECE #841

Franz Ludwig Catel, German

Doug, Trying Desperately to Remember Which is the Merlot and Which is the Rat Poison, 1824

Oil on canvas

Friday, May 18, 2012

MASTERPIECE #840




















Benjamin Vautier, French

Young Girl Befriending Tomorrow Night's Dinner, 1857

Oil on canvas

Thursday, May 17, 2012

MASTERPIECE #839























Jacques-Laurent Agasse, Swiss

Why My Niece Jennifer Doesn't Babysit For Us Anymore, 1830

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

MASTERPIECE #838


Pietro Bianchi, Italian

Nuns Catching St. Francis Sporting a Massive Wedgie, 1728

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

MASTERPIECE #837























Jean-Baptist Isabey, French

Hopefuls at Original Casting Call for Game of "Clue," 1817

Watercolor

Sunday, May 13, 2012

MASTERPIECE #836





















Jacopo Amigoni, Italian

The Quickie Divorce, Old Testament Style, 1739

Oil on canvas