Wednesday, November 30, 2011

MASTERPIECE #726


















George Dunlop Leslie, English

Mother Superior On the Warpath for Whoever Stole Her Ukulele, 1865

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

MASTERPIECE #725























Edmund Blair Leighton, English

Woman Suddenly Regretting Betting Fifty Bucks on the Christians, 1884

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 28, 2011

MASTERPIECE #724























Charles Sprague Pearce, American

Second Little Pig's Personal Assistant Vowing to Quit This Piece of S#%! Job, 1890

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 27, 2011

MASTERPIECE #723


















Ferdinand Georg Waldmuller, Austrian

Grandfather's Birthday (Well, Not Really, But It's Better Just To Humor Him), 1849

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 24, 2011

MASTERPIECE #722























Jean-Leon Gerome, French

Shoppers Checking Out the Columbus Day Deals at $lave-Mart, 1866

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

MASTERPIECE #721























Gerard David, Southern Netherlandish

Brother Thaddeus Giving Thanks That Bieber's Brought Bangs Back, 1490

Oil on oak

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

MASTERPIECE #720

















Michiel Sweerts, Flemish

Roommate Being Asked to Cover His Junk, 1661

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 21, 2011

MASTERPIECE #719



















James Tissot, French

Trying to Remember Where He Parked the @#!% Ship, 1872

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 20, 2011

MASTERPIECE #718























Matthias Grunewald, German

Scene They Had To Delete From "The Muppets" To Get The PG-13, 1510

Oil on panel

Thursday, November 17, 2011

MASTERPIECE #717























Edward Poynter, English

Father Repelling Son's Attempt to Move Back Home After Graduation, 1869

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

MASTERPIECE #716























Franz Xaver Winterhalter, German

Count Pozzo di Borgo and the Coat He Wears Just to Annoy PETA, 1849

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

MASTERPIECE #715























James Tissot, French

Jesus Taking Off In His Hot-Air Balloon, 1895

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 14, 2011

MASTERPIECE #714

















James Tissot, French

Sinners Being Forced to Sit Through "Jack and Jill," 1866

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 13, 2011

MASTERPIECE #713























Auguste Toulmouche, French

Admiring Herman Cain's "Thanks For Not Coming Forward" Bouquet, 1883

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 10, 2011

MASTERPIECE #712























Jacques-Louis David, French

Monsieur Lavoisier, Wondering if His Wife's Planning to Just Hover There All Night, 1788

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

MASTERPIECE #711























Peter Paul Rubens, Southern Netherlandish

The Artist Staring at His Wife's Rack, 1639

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

MASTERPIECE #710























Leon Bonnat, French

An Excellent Way to Get Diarrhea, 1875

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 7, 2011

MASTERPIECE #709























Angelo Bronzino, Italian

Young Man Wondering Where the F He Put His Bookmark, 1540

Oil on wood

Sunday, November 6, 2011

MASTERPIECE #708























Edouard Manet, French

What That Kid With the Impulse Control Problems Brought for Show and Tell Today, 1861

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 3, 2011

MASTERPIECE #707























Simone Martini, Italian

Prankster Tying St. Martin's Shoelaces Together, 1322

Fresco

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

MASTERPIECE #706























Jean Auguste Dominque Ingres, French

Police Artist Sketching God's Description of his Mugger, 1801

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

MASTERPIECE #705























John Singleton Copley, American

Mrs. George Watson, Ready if the Painter Tries to Touch Her Boob Again, 1765

Oil on canvas