Thursday, September 29, 2011

MASTERPIECE #683























Francesco Hayez, Italian

Whistler's Mother, Back When She Was Hot, 1847

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

MASTERPIECE #682


















Adam Elsheimer, German

Jesus's No-Good Brother Dwayne, Still Living in the Basement at 40, 1600

Oil on panel

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

MASTERPIECE #681















Winslow Homer, American

Seriously Thinking About Taking a Leak Right Here, 1870

Oil on canvas

Monday, September 26, 2011

MASTERPIECE #680























Francisco Goya, Spanish

This Bullring Has Worked _0_ Days Without an Injury, 1793

Oil on canvas

Sunday, September 25, 2011

MASTERPIECE #679

















Thomas Cooper Gotch, English

Tonight on Bravo: "The Real Fishwives of New Brunswick," 1891

Watercolor

Friday, September 23, 2011

MASTERPIECE #678

















Abel Grimmer, Flemish

The Flight Into Egypt (By Way of Vermont), 1607

Oil on canvas

Thursday, September 22, 2011

MASTERPIECE #677













Jan Matejko, Polish

Answer to the Eternal Question: How Many Polish Guys Does It Take To Hang a Giant Church Bell?, 1874

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

MASTERPIECE #676























Paul Cezanne, French

That Creepy New Kid Who Sits Next to Me in Math, 1896

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

MASTERPIECE #675


















Thomas Eakins, American

Quarterfinal Round of the World Splenectomy Championships, 1889

Oil on canvas

Monday, September 19, 2011

MASTERPIECE #674


















Jean-Honore Fragonard, French

Oh No He Didn't (Oh Yes He Did), 1762

Oil on canvas

Sunday, September 18, 2011

MASTERPIECE #673























Artemisia Gentileschi, Italian

Jerk Purposely Spoiling Emmys for Woman Who DVR'd It, 1610

Oil on canvas

Saturday, September 17, 2011

MASTERPIECE #672




















Leon Bazille Perrault, French

The Goddess Vanitas, Vowing Never To Cut Her Own Hair Again, 1862

Oil on canvas

Friday, September 16, 2011

MASTERPIECE #671


















Emile Friant, French

Man Reacting to Other Table's Taunts of "Nice Hat!," 1889

Oil on canvas

Thursday, September 15, 2011

MASTERPIECE #670























John Singleton Copley, American

Guess Who Just Scored Betsy Ross's Digits, 1764

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

MASTERPIECE #669























John Singleton Copley, American

The Reverend Miles Sherbrook Submitting His Patent for the Comb-Over, 1771

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

MASTERPIECE #668























Gerrit Dou, Dutch

Housewife Caught Making Meth, 1646

Oil on canvas

Monday, September 12, 2011

MASTERPIECE #667






















Thomas Eakins, American

Liberal Activist Judge Attempting to Rewrite the Constitution, 1882

Oil on canvas

Sunday, September 11, 2011

MASTERPIECE #666























Jan Vermeer, Dutch

Crushed Young Girl, Not Even Aware You COULD Get Rejected by the University of Phoenix, 1658

Oil on canvas

Saturday, September 10, 2011

MASTERPIECE #665






















Gerard David, Netherlandish

Jesus on a Conference Call, 1490

Oil on canvas

Friday, September 9, 2011

MASTERPIECE #664























Francesco Beda, Italian

British Admiral Wondering If He's Got the Balls To Wear White After Labor Day, 1870

Oil on wood panel

Thursday, September 8, 2011

MASTERPIECE #663

















Luis Alvarez Catala, Spanish

Women Discussing Suitor's Proposal of a Three-Way, 1866

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

MASTERPIECE #662






















Frans van Mieris the Elder, Dutch

Young da Vinci Inventing the Bong, 1663

Oil on panel

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

MASTERPIECE #661












Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch

Halftime Show at the Christians-Lions Game, 1869

Oil on canvas

Monday, September 5, 2011

MASTERPIECE #660























Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, Italian

St. Hieronymus Adding "Buy a Shirt" To His Bucket List, 1605

Oil on canvas

Sunday, September 4, 2011

MASTERPIECE #659























Louis-Leopold Boilly, French

Portrait of Composer in Yoga Pants, 1800

Oil on canvas

Saturday, September 3, 2011

MASTERPIECE #658























Gerard David, Netherlandish

Jesus Trying Cheerios, 1515

Oil on oak

Friday, September 2, 2011

MASTERPIECE #657























Juan Carreno de Miranda, Spanish

St. Anne Helping Mary Review Her Surrogacy Agreement, 1676

Oil on canvas

Thursday, September 1, 2011

MASTERPIECE #656























Francois Boucher, French

Saint Peter Campaigning For Heaven City Council, 1766

Oil on canvas