Thursday, June 30, 2011

MASTERPIECE #593























Jan van Hemessen, Flemish

Mary Magdalene Realizing It's Probably Time She Got Curtains, 1625

Oil on wood

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

MASTERPIECE #592























Rembrandt van Rijn, Dutch

Little Angels, Big Women -- on the Next "Maury!," 1642

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

MASTERPIECE #591


















Nikolaj Wassiljewitsch Newrew, Russian

He Who Denied It Supplied It, 1867

Oil on canvas

Monday, June 27, 2011

MASTERPIECE #590























Robert Campin, Flemish

Pope Gregory XII Getting Male Strip-o-Gram For His Birthday, 1440

Oil on panel

Sunday, June 26, 2011

MASTERPIECE #589





















Titian, Italian

Adonis Realizing Venus is Starting to Get a Little Clingy, 1553

Oil on canvas

Saturday, June 25, 2011

MASTERPIECE #588























Robert Campin, Flemish

Jesus Getting Spanked For Starting Fire With His Thoughts, 1430

Oil on wood

Friday, June 24, 2011

MASTERPIECE #587























Sir Joshua Reynolds, English

The Bride of Frankenstein On Her Zoloft, 1776

Oil on canvas

Thursday, June 23, 2011

MASTERPIECE #586























Titian, Italian

Man Furious His New Blow-Up Doll Is So Much Smaller Than It Looked Online, 1567

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

MASTERPIECE #585























Titian, Italian

The Marquis of Vasto Addressing His Troops, 1540

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

MASTERPIECE #584























John Everett Millais, English

Minka Kelly Doing Community Service, 1856

Oil on canvas

Monday, June 20, 2011

MASTERPIECE #583

















Nicolas Poussin, French

Tonight on "Dateline": Shocking Preschool Hazing Rituals, 1634

Oil on canvas

Sunday, June 19, 2011

MASTERPIECE #582























Sir Joshua Reynolds, English

Lady Cockburn, Wondering Where the Hell The Nanny Disappeared To, 1773

Oil on canvas

Saturday, June 18, 2011

MASTERPIECE #581























Simone Martini, Italian

St. Martin About to Get Nailed With the Old Hand in Warm Water Gag, 1322

Fresco

Friday, June 17, 2011

MASTERPIECE #580























Sandro Botticelli, Italian

Open the Tunnel, Here Comes the Choo-Choo, 1495

Tempera on wood

Thursday, June 16, 2011

MASTERPIECE #579



















Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish

Cupid, Giving the Dogs Ideas, 1625

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

MASTERPIECE #578























Simon Vouet, French

Jesus at Nazareth Elks Club Bingo Night, 1615

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

MASTERPIECE #577























Simon Vouet, French

Angel Distracted Seconds Before Vicious Attack by Chucky, 1635

Oil on canvas

Monday, June 13, 2011

MASTERPIECE #576






















Quentin Matsys, Flemish

Woman Pretending to Give a Rat's A$% About Husband's Stupid Coin Collection, 1514

Oil on wood

Sunday, June 12, 2011

MASTERPIECE #575























Raffaello Sanzio, Italian

Women Forced to Consult Magic 8 Balls for Advice, Now that Oprah's Gone, 1504

Oil on panel

Saturday, June 11, 2011

MASTERPIECE #574























Rogier van der Weyden, Dutch

Mary Magdalene With Tall Skim Double-Shot Vanilla Latte With Whip (in Handy Travel Mug), 1450

Oil on oak panel

Friday, June 10, 2011

MASTERPIECE #573























Raffaello Santi, Italian

Portrait of Girl With Pet She Adopted From Unicorn Rescue, 1505

Oil on panel

Thursday, June 9, 2011

MASTERPIECE #572























Pietro Longhi, Italian

Washerwoman Wondering if Maybe She Should Get Implants Too, 1740

Oil on wood

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

MASTERPIECE #571























Pieter Bruegel the Elder, Flemish

Pickpocket Stealing the Grim Reaper's Fanny Pack, 1568

Tempera on canvas

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

MASTERPIECE #570























Pierre Puvis de Chavannes, French

Woman Using Speakerphone on Her New Apple iSkull, 1869

Oil on canvas

Monday, June 6, 2011

MASTERPIECE #569























Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, Italian

Medusa, Getting Another Tweet from Anthony Weiner, 1595

Oil on canvas on wood

Sunday, June 5, 2011

MASTERPIECE #568























Philipp Veit, German

Why You Never Wear a Cape to a Break-Up, 1816

Fresco

Saturday, June 4, 2011

MASTERPIECE #567























Jose de Ribera, Spanish

Moses Pointing Out Where God Misspelled "Coveteth," 1638

Oil on canvas

Friday, June 3, 2011

MASTERPIECE #566























Nicolaes Maes, Dutch

Amsterdam Mom Showing Daughter How to Make Bong Out of Beet, 1655

Oil on wood

Thursday, June 2, 2011

MASTERPIECE #565























Parmigianino, Italian

Before Women Carried Mace, 1533

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

MASTERPIECE #564


















Niklaus Manuel Deutsch, Swiss

St. Anthony Attacked By Drunken College Basketball Mascots, 1520

Oil on wood