Tuesday, May 31, 2011

MASTERPIECE #563























Nicolae Grigorescu, Romanian

"The Hangover" (Original Romanian Art House Version), 1851

Oil on canvas

Monday, May 30, 2011

MASTERPIECE #563




















Nicolas Poussin, French

Nerdy Girl Praying that Apollo Will Sign Her Yearbook, 1629

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 29, 2011

MASTERPIECE #562
















Edward Frederick Brewtnall, English

Looking for a Starbucks, 1876

Oil on canvas

Saturday, May 28, 2011

MASTERPIECE #561



















Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, Italian

Killing Time During Layover on Flight to Egypt, 1594

Oil on canvas

Friday, May 27, 2011

MASTERPIECE #560



















Anonymous, German

Great-Great-Great-Grandpa Schwarzenegger Hitting on the Help, 1526

Oil on wood

Thursday, May 26, 2011

MASTERPIECE #2














Jan de Bray, Dutch

Uh, Guys? How Long Has That Painter Been Sitting There?, 1577

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

MASTERPIECE #113























Franzosischer Meister, Dutch

Guess Who Found His Mom's Curling Iron, 1650

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

MASTERPIECE #169
















John Everett Millais, English

Coming This Fall to CBS: "Everybody Loves Jesus," 1850

Oil on canvas

Monday, May 23, 2011

MASTERPIECE #135












Edouard Manet, French

The Phantom of the Opera, Killed While Folding Towels, 1864

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 22, 2011

MASTERPIECE #194























Luis Ricardo Falero, Spanish

Ginny Weasley Playing Strip Quidditch, 1896

Oil on canvas

Saturday, May 21, 2011

MASTERPIECE #243























Geertgen tot Sint Jans, Dutch

Shepherd Reconsidering Whether Grad School Was Worth It, 1490

Oil on oak

Friday, May 20, 2011

MASTERPIECE #103























Edmund Blair Leighton, English

Sir Galahad Being Reminded to Pick Up Some 2% While He's Out, 1900

Oil on canvas

Thursday, May 19, 2011

MASTERPIECE #195























Albert Lynch, Peruvian

boredgrl35, Wishing They'd Hurry Up and Invent the Internet Already, 1881

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

MASTERPIECE #196























William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Never You Mind What I'm Wearing. How Did You Get This Number?, 1885

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

MASTERPIECE #242























Edouard Manet, French

Trying To Figure Out Who Shouted, "You Suck!," 1860

Oil on canvas

Monday, May 16, 2011

MASTERPIECE #230














Carlo Cignani, Italian

Nymphs Committing Blatant Pass Interference, 1680

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 15, 2011

MASTERPIECE #34
















Joachim Luhn, German

Group Reacting to Total Stranger Shouting, "Hey, Assholes!," 1700

Oil on canvas

Saturday, May 14, 2011

MASTERPIECE #173

















Carlo Saraceni, Italian

World's Worst Day Care Center, 1600

Oil on copper

Friday, May 13, 2011

MASTERPIECE #559























Meister der Reichenauer Schule, German

Peace Out, Boys. The J-Dog's Going Shoe Shopping, 1010

Parchment

MASTERPIECE #558













Lucas Cranach the Elder, German

Sisyphus and His Brothers at Day Care, 1532

Oil on wood

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

MASTERPIECE #557























Meister des Halepagen-Altars, German

Couple at Learning Annex "You Can Learn to Clap!" Seminar, 1500

Oil on wood

Monday, May 9, 2011

MASTERPIECE #556























Francesco Hayez, Italian

Samson, Realizing That PETA's Going to Have His Ass for This One, 1842

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 8, 2011

MASTERPIECE #555























Meister Bertram von Minden, German

Jesus Yelling at Adam and Eve for Destroying His Dad's Shrubs, 1375

Oil on wood

Saturday, May 7, 2011

MASTERPIECE #554























Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, French

Mama Vader, Praying This is the Mother's Day Darth Finally Calls, 1852

Oil on panel

Friday, May 6, 2011

MASTERPIECE #553























Jacob Jordaens, Flemish

The Four Evangelists, None of Whom Remembered to Pay the Heating Bill Last Month, 1620

Oil on canvas

Thursday, May 5, 2011

MASTERPIECE #552























Joan de Joanes, Spanish

Jesus and Pals Making Fun of the Nerd Table, 1566

Oil on wood

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

MASTERPIECE #551























Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, French

Winner of Ashley Judd Lookalike Contest (12-and-Under Division), 1833

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

MASTERPIECE #550























Michael Pacher, Austrian

St. Augustine Realizing It Might be Time to Call the Exterminator, 1471

Oil on panel

Monday, May 2, 2011

MASTERPIECE #549























John Singleton Copley, American

Fashion Fail #7: The Inflatable Beret, 1765

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 1, 2011

MASTERPIECE #548























Hans Memling, Flemish

Satan, Thrilled to Meet the New Guy, 1485

Oil on wood