Thursday, March 31, 2011

MASTERPIECE #518
















George Stubbs, English

Farm Workers Being Told They've Been Replaced by Illegals, 1785

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

MASTERPIECE #517























Hans Baldung, German

Wife Discovers Miracle Cure for Husband's Snoring, 1530

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #516























Freiburger Nelkenmeister, German

Wise Man Bringing Christ Child a 10-Piece McNuggets, 1479

Oil on wood

Monday, March 28, 2011

MASTERPIECE #515























Hans Burgkmair the Elder, German

God Nailing John the Evangelist With His Super Soaker, 1518

Oil on fir

Sunday, March 27, 2011

MASTERPIECE #514























Hans Eworth, English

Sultan Suleyman the Magnificent, Trying to Keep His Perm Dry, 1549

Oil on wood

Saturday, March 26, 2011

MASTERPIECE #513























Edouard Manet, French

Waitress Spotting Creep Who Grabbed Her Ass Last Time, 1878

Oil on canvas

Friday, March 25, 2011

MASTERPIECE #512























Domenico Ghirlandaio, Italian

Mary Punishing Maid for Making Eye Contact, 1491

Tempera on wood

Thursday, March 24, 2011

MASTERPIECE #511















Giovanni Bellini, Italian

Jesus Giving Thanks He Didn't Order the Bad Sushi, 1465

Oil on wood

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

MASTERPIECE #510














Giovanni Fattori, Italian

Waiting for Triple-A, 1903

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

MASTERPIECE #509


















George Stubbs, English

Why I'm Not a Cat Person, 1762

Oil on canvas

Monday, March 21, 2011

MASTERPIECE #508























Hans Baldung, German

Hercules DQ'd From Wrestling Match for Illegal Scrotum Grab, 1531

Oil on wood

Sunday, March 20, 2011

MASTERPIECE #507























Massimo Stanzione, Italian

Judith With the Head of Holofernes (Wondering If She Needs A Lawyer), 1630

Oil on canvas

Saturday, March 19, 2011

MASTERPIECE #506

















William Holman Hunt, English

Mary And Her Little Lamb: The High School Years, 1851

Oil on canvas

Friday, March 18, 2011

MASTERPIECE #505























Friedrich Overbeck, German

Portrait of the Artist in His Mother's Clothes, 1810

Oil on canvas

Thursday, March 17, 2011

MASTERPIECE #504
















George Stubbs, English

Trying to Breed a "Leopardeer," 1765

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

MASTERPIECE #503























Georges de La Tour, French

Young Black Belt About to Wake Up Grandpa, 1628

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

MASTERPIECE #502























Frederic Bazille, French

Woman Painted at Gunpoint, 1868

Oil on canvas

Monday, March 14, 2011

MASTERPIECE #501























Geertgen tot Sint Jans, Dutch

On the Next "Teen Mom," 1490

Oil on wood

Sunday, March 13, 2011

MASTERPIECE #500
















Frederic Bazille, French

Reaction to Party Guest Arriving With a Hooker, 1850

Oil on canvas

Saturday, March 12, 2011

MASTERPIECE #499























Georg Friedrich Kersting, German

Tiffany, Just Before the Squirrel Attacked, 1815

Oil on canvas

Friday, March 11, 2011

MASTERPIECE #498



















Friedrich Overbeck, German

Bin Laden and Life Partner Adopting a Child, 1816

Fresco

Thursday, March 10, 2011

MASTERPIECE #497























Francois Desportes, French

The Artist as a Hunter, 1699

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

MASTERPIECE #496


















Manuel Garcia Hispaleto, Spanish

Crusade-aholics Anonymous Meeting, 1884

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

MASTERPIECE #495























Francesco Francia, Italian

Jesus Being Asked to Spit Out His Gum, 1509

Oil on wood

Monday, March 7, 2011

MASTERPIECE #494
















Jean-Leon Gerome, French

Charlie Sheen vs. Chuck Lorre in the Octagon, 1872

Oil on canvas

Sunday, March 6, 2011

MASTERPIECE #493























Domenico Ghirlandaio, Italian

The Adoration of the Shepherds, One of Whom is Blanking on the Mother's Name, 1485

Tempera on wood

Saturday, March 5, 2011

MASTERPIECE #492























El Greco, Spanish

Jesus Praying for a Rainout, 1577

Oil on canvas

Friday, March 4, 2011

MASTERPIECE #491























Francisco de Zurbaran, Spanish

Monk Selling Bread to Raise Money to Buy Hairpiece, 1639

Oil on canvas

Thursday, March 3, 2011

MASTERPIECE #490























Duccio di Buoninsegna, Italian

Angel Giving Mary Directions to the Ladies' Room, 1308

Tempera on wood

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

MASTERPIECE #489

















Jean-Leon Gerome, French

Charlie Sheen a Year From Now, 1860

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

MASTERPIECE #488



















Francisco de Zurbaran, Spanish

Robert Downey Jr., Begging For Chance to Explain, 1639

Oil on canvas