Thursday, December 29, 2011

MASTERPIECE #256






















William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Octomom Trying to Remember What She Did With the Other Three, 1878

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

MASTERPIECE #87























Henri Fantin-Latour, French

Party of Seven Realizing They're Way Overdressed for the Olive Garden, 1872

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

MASTERPIECE #636

















Emmanuel Herman Joseph Wallet, French

Woman Requesting Help with MAJOR Cockroach in Bathroom, 1801

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 26, 2011

MASTERPIECE #89























Edmund Blair Leighton, English

Backstage Jitters at "America's Next Top Harpist," 1838

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 25, 2011

MASTERPIECE #444























Joseph Wolf, German

Santa's Billionaire Brother, Mortimer Claus IV, 1890

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 22, 2011

MASTERPIECE #742
















Peter Paul Rubens, Southern Netherlandish

Daniel in the Lions' Den, Begging for a Pee Break, 1613

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

MASTERPIECE #741























Adelaide Labille-Guiard, French

Sculptor Completing Bust of Aidan Quinn, 1783

Blue pastel on paper

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

MASTERPIECE #740























Paul Cezanne, French

Charles Manson in Corcoran State Prison Production of "Goldilocks and the Three Bears," 1868

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 19, 2011

MASTERPIECE #739



















Pietro Longhi, Italian

Woman Fainting in Disbelief that Kobe Bryant's Marriage Didn't Last, 1744

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 18, 2011

MASTERPIECE #738













Pierre- Auguste Renoir, French

Lindsay Lohan in Playboy (Pre-Airbrushing), 1882

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 15, 2011

MASTERPIECE #737























Charles Willson Peale, American

Self-Portrait (Before the Hair Plugs), 1822

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

MASTERPIECE #736























Nicolas Poussin, French

Joseph Suddenly Remembering He Forgot to Buy a Secret Santa Gift for Work, 1650

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

MASTERPIECE #735























Henryk Siemiradzki, Polish

Angel Answering Woman's Prayer for New Curtains, 1876

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 12, 2011

MASTERPIECE #734

















James Tissot, French

Adam and Eve in Time-Out, 1896

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 11, 2011

MASTERPIECE #733























Pieter de Hooch, Dutch

Woman Paying Housemaid to Keep Her Trap Shut About The Pool Boy, 1670

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 8, 2011

MASTERPIECE #732




















Charles Willson Peale, American

Anderson Cooper Playing Army, 1774

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

MASTERPIECE #730
















Joachim Beuckelaer, Flemish

On the Next "Extreme Couponing," 1569

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 5, 2011

MASTERPIECE #729























Charles Willson Peale, American

Demi and Ashton in Happier Times, 1776

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 4, 2011

MASTERPIECE #728


















Nicolas Poussin, French

Man Apologizing for Quite Possibly the World's Worst Fart, 1630

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 1, 2011

MASTERPIECE #727























Edward Poynter, English

Sea Nymph Cursing AT&T for Her Crappy Shell Reception, 1914

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

MASTERPIECE #726


















George Dunlop Leslie, English

Mother Superior On the Warpath for Whoever Stole Her Ukulele, 1865

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

MASTERPIECE #725























Edmund Blair Leighton, English

Woman Suddenly Regretting Betting Fifty Bucks on the Christians, 1884

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 28, 2011

MASTERPIECE #724























Charles Sprague Pearce, American

Second Little Pig's Personal Assistant Vowing to Quit This Piece of S#%! Job, 1890

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 27, 2011

MASTERPIECE #723


















Ferdinand Georg Waldmuller, Austrian

Grandfather's Birthday (Well, Not Really, But It's Better Just To Humor Him), 1849

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 24, 2011

MASTERPIECE #722























Jean-Leon Gerome, French

Shoppers Checking Out the Columbus Day Deals at $lave-Mart, 1866

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

MASTERPIECE #721























Gerard David, Southern Netherlandish

Brother Thaddeus Giving Thanks That Bieber's Brought Bangs Back, 1490

Oil on oak

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

MASTERPIECE #720

















Michiel Sweerts, Flemish

Roommate Being Asked to Cover His Junk, 1661

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 21, 2011

MASTERPIECE #719



















James Tissot, French

Trying to Remember Where He Parked the @#!% Ship, 1872

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 20, 2011

MASTERPIECE #718























Matthias Grunewald, German

Scene They Had To Delete From "The Muppets" To Get The PG-13, 1510

Oil on panel

Thursday, November 17, 2011

MASTERPIECE #717























Edward Poynter, English

Father Repelling Son's Attempt to Move Back Home After Graduation, 1869

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

MASTERPIECE #716























Franz Xaver Winterhalter, German

Count Pozzo di Borgo and the Coat He Wears Just to Annoy PETA, 1849

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

MASTERPIECE #715























James Tissot, French

Jesus Taking Off In His Hot-Air Balloon, 1895

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 14, 2011

MASTERPIECE #714

















James Tissot, French

Sinners Being Forced to Sit Through "Jack and Jill," 1866

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 13, 2011

MASTERPIECE #713























Auguste Toulmouche, French

Admiring Herman Cain's "Thanks For Not Coming Forward" Bouquet, 1883

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 10, 2011

MASTERPIECE #712























Jacques-Louis David, French

Monsieur Lavoisier, Wondering if His Wife's Planning to Just Hover There All Night, 1788

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

MASTERPIECE #711























Peter Paul Rubens, Southern Netherlandish

The Artist Staring at His Wife's Rack, 1639

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

MASTERPIECE #710























Leon Bonnat, French

An Excellent Way to Get Diarrhea, 1875

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 7, 2011

MASTERPIECE #709























Angelo Bronzino, Italian

Young Man Wondering Where the F He Put His Bookmark, 1540

Oil on wood

Sunday, November 6, 2011

MASTERPIECE #708























Edouard Manet, French

What That Kid With the Impulse Control Problems Brought for Show and Tell Today, 1861

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 3, 2011

MASTERPIECE #707























Simone Martini, Italian

Prankster Tying St. Martin's Shoelaces Together, 1322

Fresco

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

MASTERPIECE #706























Jean Auguste Dominque Ingres, French

Police Artist Sketching God's Description of his Mugger, 1801

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

MASTERPIECE #705























John Singleton Copley, American

Mrs. George Watson, Ready if the Painter Tries to Touch Her Boob Again, 1765

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 30, 2011

MASTERPIECE #704




















Nicolas Poussin, French

This Year's West Hollywood Halloween Parade, 1624

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 27, 2011

MASTERPIECE #703



















Charles Sprague Pearce, American

Trying to Remember if She's Gay or Not, 1882

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

MASTERPIECE #702























Charles Sprague Pearce, American

Taylor Lautner in "Anne of Green Gables," 1881

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

MASTERPIECE #701




















Nicolas Poussin, French

If Gerber Made Tequila, 1626

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 24, 2011

MASTERPIECE #700























Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French

The Duke of Orleans, Going as Princess Leia for Halloween This Year, 1842

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 23, 2011

MASTERPIECE #699























Nicolas Poussin, French

"Paranormal Activity 5: Poltergeists in St. Peter's," 1657

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 20, 2011

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC























Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French

Surly Teenage Jesus Giving His Dad a "Whatever," 1834

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

MASTERPIECE #697























Joseph-Désiré Court, French

Annoyed Girl Seriously Considering Strangling That F-ing Parakeet, 1844

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

MASTERPIECE #696























Simone Martini, Italian

Jesus Doing Rounds as a First-Year Medical Resident, 1322

Fresco