Sunday, October 31, 2010

MASTERPIECE #384























Emile Munier, French

A Prayer for Charlie Sheen, 1870

Oil on canvas

Saturday, October 30, 2010

MASTERPIECE #383























Hans Makart, Austrian

Molly Ringwald, Going as a Princess Again This Year, 1870

Oil on canvas

Friday, October 29, 2010

MASTERPIECE #382






















Giotto di Bondone, Italian

Jesus Hooking Up at Sermon on the Mount After-Party, 1304

Fresco

Thursday, October 28, 2010

MASTERPIECE #381

















Frederick Arthur Bridgman, American

Cleopatra Chucking Servant's Sack Lunch in the Nile, Just to be a Bitch, 1896

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

MASTERPIECE #380























Anna Bilinska-Bohdanowiczowa, Polish

Perusing "Beard Care for Dummies," 1887

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

MASTERPIECE #379























Pietro Longhi, Italian

Peeping Tom Jefferson, 1740

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 25, 2010

MASTERPIECE #378























Hans Memling, Dutch

Women Coming Upon Jesus Playing Freeze Tag, 1480

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 24, 2010

MASTERPIECE #377























Jean Leon Gerome, French

ZZ Top Guitarist Picking Up Some Extra Work, 1870

Oil on canvas

Saturday, October 23, 2010

MASTERPIECE #376























Artist Unknown

The First Earl of Nottingham, Wearing an Outfit His Wife Picked Out, 1602

Oil on canvas

Friday, October 22, 2010

MASTERPIECE #375























Alonso Sanchez Coello, Spanish

I Know Someone Who's Ready for Halloween, 1561

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 21, 2010

MASTERPIECE #374























Albrecht Durer, German

Jesus' J-Date Profile Photo, 1500

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

MASTERPIECE #373



















Joseph Wright, English

Couple With Architect, Deciding Where to Put the Hot Tub, 1782

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

MASTERPIECE #372





















Juan Carreno de Miranda, Spanish

Worst Bridesmaid's Dress Ever, 1644

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 18, 2010

MASTERPIECE #371























Paulus Moreelse, Dutch

The Artist Demonstrating the Absorbing Power of a Bounty Paper Towel, 1630

Oil on panel

Sunday, October 17, 2010

MASTERPIECE #370























Andrea Casali, Italian

Man Writing His Tailor to Complain About the Size of His Cuffs, 1735

Oil on canvas

Saturday, October 16, 2010

MASTERPIECE #369



















Franciszek Smuglewicz, Polish

Ethiopian King Telling Lost Wise Men How to Get Back on the Highway, 1785

Oil on canvas

Friday, October 15, 2010

MASTERPIECE #368























Guido Cagnacci, Italian

Wishing God Would Learn to Knock, 1659

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 14, 2010

MASTERPIECE #367























Vittore Carpaccio, Italian

Guardian Angel Sneaking Back After Hours to Steal Stuff, 1495

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

MASTERPIECE #366























Guido Cagnacci, Italian

Lindsay Lohan Passed Out at a Halloween Party, 1663

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

MASTERPIECE #365


















Adolph von Menzel, German

The Artist's Sister, a Little Too In Love With Febreze, 1848

Oil on paper on canvas

Monday, October 11, 2010

MASTERPIECE #364























Domenichino, Italian

Man With Hotel Bill, Realizing He Went Overboard with the Pay-Per-View, 1621

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 10, 2010

MASTERPIECE #363























Vittore Carpaccio, Italian

If Jesus Did Breast Implants, 1510

Oil on wood

Saturday, October 9, 2010

MASTERPIECE #362























Niccolo Bambini, Italian

Jesus Reaming Paul Out for Leaving Rotten Cheese in the Fridge, 1681

Oil on canvas

Friday, October 8, 2010

MASTERPIECE #361























Wybrand de Geest, Dutch

Count Casimir, About Eight Months Along, 1630

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 7, 2010

MASTERPIECE #360























David Luders, German

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?, 1740

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

MASTERPIECE #359























Albrecht Altdorfer, German

Stars Without Makeup! The Holy Family, 1515

Oil on wood

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

MASTERPIECE #358























Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish

Portrait of the Artist With a Young Kathy Griffin, 1607

Oil on canvas

Monday, October 4, 2010

MASTERPIECE #357

















Pieter de Grebber, Dutch

John the Baptist and King Herod Trading "Yo Momma" Snaps, 1630

Oil on canvas

Sunday, October 3, 2010

MASTERPIECE #356























Rick Sanchez, Cuban-American

CNN Executives Reacting to Those Comments That Got Me Fired, 2010

Oil on canvas

Saturday, October 2, 2010

MASTERPIECE #355























Workshop of Jan van Ravesteyn, Dutch

Christian Bale Playing a Woman Disguised as Christian Bale, 1609

Oil on panel

Friday, October 1, 2010

MASTERPIECE #354























Cornelis de Jonker, Dutch

The "Madeline" 50-Year Reunion, 1785

Oil on canvas