Sunday, May 30, 2010

MASTERPIECE #229























Friedrich Eduard Meyerheim, German

World's First Drive-Thru Adoption Agency, 1858

Oil on canvas

Saturday, May 29, 2010

MASTERPIECE #228























Gentile da Fabriano, Italian

Lindsay Lohan Getting Her Ankle Bracelet Fitted, 1423

Oil on wood

Friday, May 28, 2010

MASTERPIECE #227























Edouard Manet, French

Tom Selleck Starring In "An Evening With Sherlock Holmes," 1868

Oil on canvas

Thursday, May 27, 2010

MASTERPIECE #226























Hieronymus Bosch, Dutch

The Three Wise Men, Plus a Fourth Who Showed Up Naked, 1510

Oil on panel

MASTERPIECE #225























Rogier van der Weyden, Dutch

Praying That His Barber Gets His Eyesight Back Soon, 1449

Oil on canvas


Tuesday, May 25, 2010

MASTERPIECE #224























Masaccio, Italian

St. Peter Bombing at Open Mike Night, 1424

Oil on canvas

Monday, May 24, 2010

MASTERPIECE #223























Jean-Leon Gerome, French

Season Finale of "Rome's Next Top Household Slave," 1884

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 23, 2010

MASTERPIECE #222
















Anthony van Dyck, Flemish

Santa Claus at Mardi Gras, 1629

Oil on canvas

Saturday, May 22, 2010

MASTERPIECE #221
















Willem Key, Flemish

Jesus Suddenly Realizing He Left His Wallet In His Other Pants, 1560

Oil on panel

Friday, May 21, 2010

MASTERPIECE #220























Anton Romako, Austrian

Mutton Chops: The Musical, 1878

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

MASTERPIECE #218























Johann Christian Ludwig Tunica, German

King Otto IV, Famous For His Brass Balls, 1839

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

MASTERPIECE #217























Albrecht Durer, German

Mary Peddling Her Bobblehead Collection, 1503

Oil on wood

Monday, May 17, 2010

MASTERPIECE #216























Artist Unknown

Renowned Dutch Ventriloquist Act, Frau Van Hoogstraaten and Bitsy, 1674

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 16, 2010

MASTERPIECE #215























Carl Spitzweg, German

Jester Making Mental Note Not to Make Fun of Queen's Fat Ass, 1855

Oil on canvas

Saturday, May 15, 2010

MASTERPIECE #214


















Grigory Sedov, Russian

The Bachelor: St. Petersburg, 1882

Oil on canvas

Friday, May 14, 2010

MASTERPIECE #213























Angelo Bronzino, Italian

Sir Percival, Re-Thinking the Nipple Spikes, 1545

Tempera on canvas

Thursday, May 13, 2010

MASTERPIECE #212























Andrea Mantegna, Italian

That Nutjob In The Cave Who Thinks He's Superman, 1497

Tempera on panel

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

MASTERPIECE #211























Angelo Bronzino, Italian

This Can't End Well, 1545

Tempera on canvas

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

MASTERPIECE #210























Andrea Mantegna, Italian

Jesus Obsessed With His iPad, 1459

Tempera on canvas

MASTERPIECE #209























William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

"So You Think You Can Play In A Jug Band" Audition, 1886

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 9, 2010

MASTERPIECE #208























Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch

Wait. You Painted ME? I Thought I Was Painting YOU, 1654

Oil on canvas

Saturday, May 8, 2010

MASTERPIECE #207






















Johannes Vermeer, Dutch

Gloating Maid Showing Off Winning Powerball Ticket, 1666

Oil on canvas

Friday, May 7, 2010

MASTERPIECE #206























Giovanni Boldini, Italian

Portrait of Gentleman Wondering if That's His Car Alarm Going Off Outside, 1882

Oil on canvas

Thursday, May 6, 2010

MASTERPIECE #205























Carlos Schwabe, Swiss-German

Lady Gaga's High School Yearbook Photo, 1907

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

MASTERPIECE #204























Rembrandt van Rijn, Dutch

Me and the Wife Making Our Sex Tape, 1635

Oil on canvas

Monday, May 3, 2010

MASTERPIECE #202























John William Waterhouse, English

Cleopatra Watching Herself on the History Channel, 1888

Oil on canvas

Sunday, May 2, 2010

MASTERPIECE #201























Ari Scheffer, French

Peasant Girl Doing the Macarena, 1836

Oil on canvas

Saturday, May 1, 2010

MASTERPIECE #200























Theo van Doesburg, Dutch

The Artist, Realizing He Forgot to Tivo "Girls," 1906

Oil on canvas