Tuesday, March 30, 2010

MASTERPIECE #168























Dirck van Baburen, Dutch

St. Sebastian Insisting He's Okay to Drive, 1615

Oil on canvas

Monday, March 29, 2010

MASTERPIECE #167























Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French

Jude Law Getting High at Easter Brunch, 1879

Oil on canvas

Sunday, March 28, 2010

MASTERPIECE #166



















Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein, German

Portrait of the Artist In His Snuggie, 1787

Oil on canvas

Saturday, March 27, 2010

MASTERPIECE #165


















Paul Gauguin, French

J. Lo at 65, 1888

Oil on canvas

Friday, March 26, 2010

MASTERPIECE #164













Lovis Corinth, German

Jesse James' Recently Deleted Hotmail, 1912

Oil on canvas

Thursday, March 25, 2010

MASTERPIECE #163






















John Singleton Copley, American

Lord Henry Addington, Inventor of the Paper Towel, 1797

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

MASTERPIECE #162













John Greenwood, American

Declaration of Independence After-Party, 1752

Oil on bed ticking

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

MASTERPIECE #161























Jean-Leon Gerome, French

Scene from Shakespeare's "Omar and Juliet," 1844

Oil on panel

Monday, March 22, 2010

MASTERPIECE #160


















Pieter Codde, Dutch

Early Fleetwood Mac (Really Early), 1633

Oil on panel

Sunday, March 21, 2010

MASTERPIECE #159























Paul Delaroche, French

Napoleon Needs a Red Bull, 1845

Oil on canvas

Saturday, March 20, 2010

MASTERPIECE #158



















Abraham Bloemaert, Dutch

Apostles Making Picks for March Madness Office Pool, 1615

Oil on canvas

Friday, March 19, 2010

MASTERPIECE #157





















Thomas Gainsborough, English

Centerfold in Playgirl's "Studs of the Redcoat Army" Issue, 1750

Oil on canvas

Thursday, March 18, 2010

MASTERPIECE #156
















Giovanni Benedetto Castiglione, Italian

Now THAT Was a Bachelor Party, 1650

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

MASTERPIECE #155























Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French

Kim Kardashian Bags Her First Deer, 1867

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

MASTERPIECE #154























Hans Holbein the Younger, German

Venetian Spice Merchant Seeking Parking Validation, 1536

Oil and tempera, transfered from panel to canvas

Monday, March 15, 2010

MASTERPIECE #153


















Unknown Flemish Artist

Infomercial for the BreadBlaster 3000, 1648

Oil on canvas

Sunday, March 14, 2010

MASTERPIECE #152

















Cornelius Krieghoff, Canadian

Door-To-Door Canoe Salesman Closing the Deal, 1848

Lithograph with watercolor on wove paper

Saturday, March 13, 2010

MASTERPIECE #151























Ilya Yefimovich Repin, Russian

Joaquin Phoenix in "Frida 2," 1889

Oil on canvas

Friday, March 12, 2010

MASTERPIECE #150























Pyotr Nikolayevich Gruzinksy, Russian

Baby Getting Kidnapped While Mother Sits On Ass, 1864

Oil on canvas

Thursday, March 11, 2010

MASTERPIECE #149

















Godfrey Kneller, English

Lead Singer of Whitesnake and Family, 1713

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

MASTERPIECE #148























Salomon Koninck, Dutch

Hustler Magazine Before Photography, 1643

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

MASTERPIECE #147























William Berczy, Canadian

Squanto Showing Phil Mickelson Where His Ball Landed, 1802

Oil on canvas

Monday, March 8, 2010

MASTERPIECE #146























Albert Edelfelt, Finnish

Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Got It., 1885

Oil on canvas

Sunday, March 7, 2010

MASTERPIECE #145























Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French

Mommy and Me Class at the Toxic Waste Dump, 1895

Oil on canvas

Saturday, March 6, 2010

MASTERPIECE #144























Nathaniel Dance, English

Captain Cook Suddenly Remembering Exactly Where He Left His Sunglasses, 1775

Oil on canvas

Friday, March 5, 2010

MASTERPIECE #143

















Ernest Hebert, French

Carnival's Super Saver Cruise Package, 1848

Oil on canvas

Thursday, March 4, 2010

MASTERPIECE #142


















Henri Fantin-Latour, French

Holiday Rush at the Sears Portrait Studio, 1870

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

MASTERPIECE #141























Giorgio Vasari, Italian

Angel Delivering an Ambien, 1570

Oil on canvas

Monday, March 1, 2010

MASTERPIECE #139























Claude Monet, French

Two Perfectly Intelligent Women, Neither of Whom Remembered to Bring the F#%*ing Oars, 1887

Oil on canvas