Sunday, February 28, 2010

MASTERPIECE #138


















Ipolit Strambu, Romanian

Actress Between Takes of a Feminine Hygiene Commercial, 1901

Oil on canvas

Saturday, February 27, 2010

MASTERPIECE #137























Edouard Manet, French

Fine. I Brought You a Ball. NOW Can I Hump Your Leg?, 1866

Oil on canvas

Friday, February 26, 2010

MASTERPIECE #136


















Juan Pantoja de la Cruz, Spanish

Oops! Sorry, Wrong Door, 1604

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

MASTERPIECE #134























Roger van der Weyden, Dutch

St. Ivo Reading the Instructions for the Electric Hair Clippers BEFOREhand This Time, 1450

Oil on oak panel

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

MASTERPIECE #133























Rembrandt van Rijn, Dutch

Stanislaw Olszewski, Original Village People Frontman, 1637

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 22, 2010

MASTERPIECE #132























Gustave Courbet, French

Misunderstanding Over a Jockstrap, 1853

Oil on canvas

Sunday, February 21, 2010

MASTERPIECE #131























Simplicio Rodrigues de Sa, Brazilian

Some Spanish Captain Sitting Around in His Spanx, 1825

Oil on canvas

Saturday, February 20, 2010

MASTERPIECE #130























Henri-Pierre Danloux, French

George Washington Wishing Netflix Would Send Him "The Blind Side" Already, 1791

Oil on canvas

Friday, February 19, 2010

MASTERPIECE #129























Salomon Koninck, Dutch

Albus Dumbledore Weighing Out an 8-Ball, 1654

Oil on canvas

Thursday, February 18, 2010

MASTERPIECE #128























Christen Kobke, Danish

The A-Hole Who Broke the Antenna Off My Saturn, 1830

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #127























Jan van Scorel, Dutch

Texting Before Cell Phones, 1531

Oil on panel

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

MASTERPIECE #126
















Hermann Sondermann, German

Mother Trying to Remember Where She Put the Ritalin, 1879

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 15, 2010

MASTERPIECE #125
















Wojciech Gerson, Polish

You've Gotta Tell That Bin Laden Guy to Turn Down the Taylor Swift, 1890

Oil on canvas

Sunday, February 14, 2010

MASTERPIECE #124























Ferdinando Krumholz, Brazilian

This Presidents' Day, George Clooney IS...William Henry Harrison, 1848

Oil on canvas

Friday, February 12, 2010

MASTERPIECE #122

















Trophime Bigot, French

Jesus Turning Water Into a Hot Pocket, 1650

Oil on canvas

Thursday, February 11, 2010

MASTERPIECE #121























John Everett Millais, English

Theater in the Park: The Diary of Anne Frank, 1651

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

MASTERPIECE #120
























Vincent Van Gogh, Dutch

Me Goofing Around in Mall Photo Booth, 1887

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

MASTERPIECE #119























Hipolit Lipinski, Polish

Hurdy-Gurdy Player Catching Testicles in Crankshaft Mechanism, 1876

Oil on canvas

Monday, February 8, 2010

MASTERPIECE #118























John William Waterhouse, English

Hollywood Homes Tour: Kris Kristofferson, 1882

Oil on canvas

Sunday, February 7, 2010

MASTERPIECE #117























Artist Unknown

Compelling Evidence That Eve May Have Smoked During Pregnancy, 15th Century

Manuscript Illumination

Saturday, February 6, 2010

MASTERPIECE #116























Dieric Bouts the Elder, Dutch

Saints Team Picture, 1470

Oil on canvas

Friday, February 5, 2010

MASTERPIECE #115




















Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French

Collette Learns to Ask Before Borrowing Sunblock, 1897

Oil on canvas

Thursday, February 4, 2010

MASTERPIECE #114













Francis Davis Millet, American

Cast Reacting to Harsh Review of Last Night's "Vagina Monologues," 1882

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

MASTERPIECE #112























Jacques Blanchard, French

Serial Killer Bummed the Paper Spelled His Name Wrong, 1632

Oil on canvas