Thursday, December 31, 2009

MASTERPIECE #78























Paul Cezanne, French

January 1, 2010, 12:o1 am: Woman Accepts Fact New Year's Eve Date Probably Isn't Showing, 1895

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

MASTERPIECE #77















Sir Edward Burne-Jones, English

Kate Moss Teaching Young Models Proper Purging Technique, 1875

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

MASTERPIECE #76




















Hans von Marees, German

Movie Poster for "Sigmund Freud," Starring Sean Penn, 1863

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #75























John Singleton Copley, American

Samuel Adams Demanding to Know Where His Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar Disappeared To, 1772

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 27, 2009

MASTERPIECE #74























Frans van Mieris, Dutch

Last Call at The Humping Dog Tavern, 1658

Oil on panel

Saturday, December 26, 2009

MASTERPIECE #73























Stanislaw Lentz, Polish

Lance Armstrong Staring Down an 8-Year-Old (Not Pictured), 1910

Oil on canvas

Friday, December 25, 2009

MASTERPIECE #72























Artist Unknown

Baby Jesus Accusing Wise Men of Re-Gifting the Frankincense, 1579

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

MASTERPIECE #71























Ernst Josephson, Swedish

Sherlock Holmes: The Fire Island Years, 1881

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

MASTERPIECE #70
















Jean-Leon Gerome, French

Murder at Cirque du Soleil, 1854

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 21, 2009

MASTERPIECE #69



















Gustave Courbet, French

Johnny Depp Realizing He Left the Oven On, 1844

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 20, 2009

MASTERPIECE #68























Ammi Phillips, American

Keira Knightley Moves to Seattle, 1830

Oil on canvas

Saturday, December 19, 2009

MASTERPIECE #67



















Hans von Marees, German

Three Men, Only One of Whom Did His Whites Last Night, 1873

Fresco

Friday, December 18, 2009

MASTERPIECE #66
















Georg Friedrich Kersting, German

Dramatic Evidence of Loss of Productivity Since Artist Got New Wide-Screen TV, 1811

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #65























Ferdinand Georg Waldmuller, Austrian

Johann and Katharine Plus VIII, 1835

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 17, 2009

MASTERPIECE #64























Gustave Courbet, French

Artist with Nude Model Who Couldn't Swing Day Care, 1855

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

MASTERPIECE #63


















Jean-Francois Millet, French

Three Women Losing Contact Lenses at Once, 1857

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

MASTERPIECE #62























Francisco Goya, Spanish

Crappy Painting in Your Dentist's Office (#34), 1778

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 14, 2009

MASTERPIECE #61























Edouard Manet, French

Abe Lincoln Models Jean Paul Gaultier, 1863

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 13, 2009

MASTERPIECE #60




















August Xaver Karl von Pettenkofen, Austrian

Wal-Mart Sweatshop Worker Enjoying Monthly 5-Minute Break, 1855

Oil on canvas

Saturday, December 12, 2009

MASTERPIECE #59























Wojciech Gerson, Polish

Jack and Jill Making Their Double-Suicide Pact, 1870

Oil on canvas

Friday, December 11, 2009

MASTERPIECE #58























Carl Spitzweg, German

Creep Maintaining Court-Ordered 100-Yard Distance from Playground, 1840

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 10, 2009

MASTERPIECE #57























Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres, French

Bondage Freak Trying to Remember Her Safe Word, 1819

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

MASTERPIECE #56



















Franciszek Smuglewicz, Polish

King Darius Accepting Delivery of an Extra-Large Pepperoni and Mushroom, 1785

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 7, 2009

MASTERPIECE #54























Jakob Kulle, Swedish

World's Longest Awkward Pause, 1876

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 6, 2009

MASTERPIECE #53


















Ernest Laurent, French

Witness Protection Program's Family of the Year (The Doe's), 1921

Oil on canvas

Friday, December 4, 2009

MASTERPIECE #51























Ludger tom Ring the Younger, German

Shopper Annoyed to Discover She Was Overcharged for Crumpets, 1538

Oil on panel

Thursday, December 3, 2009

MASTERPIECE #50























Cornelis Bisschop, Dutch

Trashy Skullery Maid Texting Tiger Woods, 1667

Oil on panel

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

MASTERPIECE #49


















Michael Ancher, Danish

Still Life with "Deadliest Catch" Stunt Doubles, 1889

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #48























Almeida Junior, Portuguese

Javier Medeiros, Portuguese Ping-Pong Champ, 1880

Oil on panel

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

MASTERPIECE #47

















Nicola Forcella, Italian

Woman Buying Pot on the Street, 1898

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #46

















Gerard van Honthorst, Dutch

Jack Black's 40th Birthday Bash, 1623

Oil on canvas