Monday, November 30, 2009

MASTERPIECE #45




















Guercino Visione, Italian

Douchebag Blowing Trumpet at 4 in the Morning, 1629

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 29, 2009

MASTERPIECE #44























Luis Eugenio Melendez, Spanish

Artist With Police Sketch of Naked Dude Who Stole His Easel, 1746

Oil on canvas

Saturday, November 28, 2009

MASTERPIECE #43























Juan de Borgona, Spanish

Virgin Mary Voted Off "Idol," 1515

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #42



















Paul Cezanne, French

Three Guys Checking Their iPhones, 1890

Oil on canvas

Friday, November 27, 2009

MASTERPIECE #41























Max Schuler, German

Mildred Baines Pennyworth, Phone Sex Pioneer, 1912

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 26, 2009

MASTERPIECE #40



















Jose Aparicio, Spanish

Why Socrates Loves His Job: Reason #7, 1811

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #39















Martin Schaffner, German

Susan Boyle, Astronomer, 1533

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #38



















Georges de La Tour, French

Andy Samberg Trapped in Lame "SNL" Fortune Teller Sketch, 1633

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #37


















Giuseppe Recco, Italian

thoucanhascheezburger.com, 1664

Oil on canvas


MASTERPIECE #36























Francois Boucher, French

Teenage Boy Becoming Concerned the Roofies Aren't Wearing Off, 1750

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

MASTERPIECE #35























Salvator Rosa, Italian

"CSI: Antwerp," 1645

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

MASTERPIECE #33














Cornelis de Vos, French

Portrait of the Leinwand Family, Shortly After Being Rear-Ended

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #32























Charles Courtney Curran, American

Another Satisfied Jenny Craig Customer (with "Before" Painting), 1887

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #31

















Bernardino Mei, Italian

Jesus Rushing Through Penn Station, 1655

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 23, 2009

MASTERPIECE #30























Edgar Degas, French

Portrait of the Artist in Mom Jeans, 1867

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #29



Aert de Gelder, Dutch

Woman Falling for Pervert's "Breastfeeding Tutorial" Scam, 1690

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #28























Adriaen Brouwer, Flemish

That's Not Ale!, 1636

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #27























John Singer Sargent, American

"Girls Gone Wild: Islamic Edition," 1880

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 22, 2009

MASTERPIECE #26























Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish

Worst Secret Santa Gift Ever, 1632

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #25























Simon Vouet, French

Organist Taking God's Request for "Piano Man"... Again, 1626

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #24























T.H. Matteson, American

Shirley Temple, Real Estate Agent, 1860

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #23

















Benjamin West, American

General Wolfe Upon Learning He's Won Justin Bieber Tickets, 1770

Oil on canvas

Saturday, November 21, 2009

MASTERPIECE #22















Antonio Parreiras, Portuguese

Woman With Nice Jugs (Pun Intended), 1909

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #21























Elisabeth Keyser, Swedish

Woman With Nice Jugs (No Pun Intended), 1881

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #20














Benedito Calixto, Portuguese

Open Mike at Our Lady Santa Maria de Sao Paolo, 1883

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #19


















Abraham Bloemaert, German

Old Woman Suddenly Remembering She Needs to Buy Milk, 1620

Oil on canvas

Friday, November 20, 2009

MASTERPIECE #18

















Bernhard Rode, German

The Abstinence Society's Christmas Party, 1745

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #17



















Cesar van Everdingen, Dutch

Playboy's Women of the Cleveland Symphony Orchestra Issue, 1650

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #16
















Adolf Eberle, German

Another Match.com Success Story, 1873

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #15














Auguste Renoir, French

Lunch Break at Kid Rock Look-Alike Contest, 1881

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 19, 2009

MASTERPIECE #14


















Hans Muelich, German

Before ESPN, 1552

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

MASTERPIECE #13



















Artist Unknown, Flemish School

Liberace’s First Day of Kindergarten, 1934

Oil on panel

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

MASTERPIECE #12














Artist Unknown

Disciple Heeding Lord's Call to Lose the Pube-stache, 1620

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #11



















Knut Ekvall, Swedish

The Little Mermaid 4: Boy Crazy, 1904

Oil on canvas

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Sunday, November 15, 2009

MASTERPIECE #10












Pieter Breugel, Flemish

Portrait of Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandma Winehouse (with modern-day descendant for comparison), 1563

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #9



















Jan Steen, Dutch

Amish Stripper Dressing for Work, 1685

Oil on wood

MASTERPIECE #8



















Pablo Picasso, Spanish

Seahorse After A Knife Fight, 1927

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #7














Fritz Zuber-Buhler, German

Octomom Losing Her Shit, 1852

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #6



















Edouard Manet, French

Portrait of a Shit-Faced Waitress (Beer #7), 1878

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #5


















Constantin Huygens, Dutch

Boy Trading Stick of Gum for Pair of Ridiculous Boots, 1632

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #4



















Henri Toulouse-Lautrec, French

Janis Joplin, Prom Night 1962, 1969

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #3














Alessandro Turchi detto l’Orbetto, Italian

Jesus Asking Strangers for Directions, 1580

Oil on canvas